>drink coffee
>Xi wins again
Drink coffee
Brandon Thomas
Asher Miller
don't care, my data are everywhere, owned by tons of different companies and shit.
Fact of the matter is that I hate all incels yet also all sex-havers
William Collins
Who cares? China's never done shit to me. The US government intelligence agencies and their two parasite parties however...
Robert Flores
Cell phones are bad enough, but why the fuck would anyone buy a "smart" appliance? Why the fuck would a coffee maker need to be connected to the internet?
Sebastian Hall
Your own politicians are definitely spying on you through your coffee maker.
Leo Ramirez
Protip: a common symptom of nanoparticle poisoning is the urge to go to the bathroom. If you drink coffee and need to take a shit, it might be because China is infecting you with nanobots.
Jace Lee
Parker Hall
>the same people that want me to chop my dick off are telling me to worry about china
ah yes, they're the real threat to me
Hudson James
Don't buy chink stuff
Kek
Adrian Harris
>China is infecting you with nanobots.
SHITOBOTS?
Eli Sullivan
>WHAT IF YOUR TOASTER WAS EVIL?
>MENTAL INNIT
Ian Ward
Never understood why people need smart anything? Whats the point of a smart coffee maker? To make your coffee from your phone? You still have to put the coffee and water in there so its no different than an old school Mr Coffee except its smart. Same with a fridge, TV, smart home shit in general. Fucking stupid.
Lincoln Torres
China took your manufacturing jobs and economic prosperity away, giving it to their own bug people.
Brayden Gutierrez
Oh no anons my coffee is infested!
Jason Brown
For more than two-decades the Untied States and England have had surveillance and information exchange programs on each other's citizens. Now Israel, England, Germany, and about every European country you can think of regularly spies on the American people and exchange information they collect. Yet for some odd reason the media doesn't tell us about that. So strange.
James Butler
based, drinks another cup of coffee for the chinese century
Cooper Walker
What's with people nowadays who needs expensive coffee makers that apparently even are online for some reason? Just boil in a coffee pot.
Jaxson Miller
>may be
>expert says
how do we solve the journalist problem?
Jaxon Hughes
*the international financial class and corporate elites moved manufacturing and economic prosperity to China for their own profit margins
you think Mao took them by force or something?
Benjamin King
is that why there is a chink squatting in my kitchen
Camden Harris
But...I make my coffee...
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!?
Jackson Martinez
Mao certainly jewed them out from us in the 80s and 90s, 2008 wasn't the start and you're stupid to assume so.
James Sullivan
>have French press
Oh no Macron is spying on me!
Jackson Lewis
Our own corporations and government gave that all to china willingly though. It's not like China threatened to nuke us if we didn't over our jobs. They're playing a very sneaky long term game I'll say that much
Brandon Walker
As opposed to my own government spying on me through everything else?
Carson Barnes
my house is all analog, cold brewing is superior anyway