>be me
>get dog
>like him a lot
>dont wanna give out his name, let's call him joey
>fast forward 1 year later
>get the dream job of my life
>ended up meeting a girl there and had sex with her a bunch
>Joey was still being a good boy as always
>everything was going great
>fast forward 3 years later
>get a call from my boss
>tells me he has to let me go and that I'm fired
>get really drunk and start fighting my gf
>started out as an argument and then I started punching her
>Joey starts biting me and trying to make me let go
"Stupid dog. Let go."
>end up kicking him in the stomach and hit his dick I think
>he smashes into my desk which had some of my expensive figures on it, and they fall to the ground and break
"Nooo you stupid dog. Look what you did."
>throw a water bottle at his head and leave the room
>girlfriend ends up leaving me for another guy
>felt really bad after and gave Joey a treat
>fast forward 6 months
>I place the flowers on the gravestone as I sit in the rain morning my friend. RIP Joey you were too good for this world.
BIGGEST HAPPENING IN A WHILE
>fast forward a year
>end up getting a bird
>thought it was really cool at first
>fast forward a few weeks
>it wouldnt shut up after i got home from work one day
>maybe it remembers what i did to Joey
>ended up throwing shit at its cage the rest of the day
>accidentally threw something sharp into its cage and hit it in the head
>it basically killed it instantly
>fast forward a few more months
>finally realized I shouldnt own animals
Should I just kill myself?
nice blog but I'm not reading it
Why are you such a piece of shit user? Beating women and dogs? Maybe stop drinking.
Nice job gptchan ai, you are almost there. But this still doesn't pass the test; too random connections.
Report spam threads.
Kill the OP
Ur a leaf so yes. All dogs are better than Canadians.
I sincerely hope this is a joke. If not, kys immediately
Please join him I the afterlife. You don't want him to be alone and I can promise you that your life is only going to get worse from here on out. The more you live,the more you will suffer. And nobody cares. Nobody will miss you. All the people you know will be better off without you. If they tell you they care they are lying. Nobody cares. Do the right thing and kill yourself
>Should I just kill myself?
Yes. Sounds like you're a nigger.
over/under OP is a mentally ill, sexually frustrated chink/poo who cooked this entire story up in his tiny head?
Do you have a YouTube channel?
All Canadians deserve to be put down
Look at the NameFag, ReTard.
Seek help
yes you fucking faggot. even that bird's life was worth more than yours you waste of fucking skin
Nice try ai but you got the timeline of getting the bird wrong
that settles it.
Look at mine, nigger.
Don't kill yourself, but just stop acting like a subhuman retarded nigger
based pekka
Faggot.