Pol Humor Thread

Burger Edition

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Here are a few fatty insults

>Landwhale ahoi
>I like balloons, but my gf shouldn't loke like one
>They surley do work for NASA, their body creates messurable gravity
>And i thought blimps belong in the sky and not on the ground
>only 200 yards and 2 hrs till the finish line

Bonus if the women is also black

>I might be a furry, but i heavily despise beastiality
>Mobie Dick. A Netflix production

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>Burger Edition
>New Zealand news
Hey Kraut please realize burgers and surpassed only by mexico in total obese people but most of EU and Australia and other first world countries have a higher or the same obesity RATE now.
The entire first world is getting fat.

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your mamma's so fat, when she went skydiving,

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Thanks.

my nicknames for fats:
> bloat beast
> blubbercup
> butter bison
> butter elemental
> butter golems
> captain calorie
> circus fat
> donut depository
> eat beast
> flab goblin
> gelatinous oxygen thief
> gooey flesh mountains
> grazing couch bison
> ham
> ham planet
> hamzilla
> pallid grease bucket
> pork orc
> quivering mass of self-indulgent inferiority
> shaved bison
> snack vacuums
> twinkle typhoon

just calling them unhealthy seems to be the most triggering. Nothing hurts worse or cuts deeper than the truth

> butter golems
> captain calorie
> ham planet
> pork orc
> snack vacuums

valid

>captain calorie
>hamzilla
>pork orc
>donut depository

yuü there the best ones so far

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rest in peace MyPostingCareer. A hotbed of glowies, but some incredible posts.

o7

>calling them unhealthy seems to be the most triggering
Sometimes - but this fucking HAES movement (Health At Any Size) and jumping on the fat acceptance band wagon is a disaster. People go from being a pudgy smallfat who could easily have become human with a bit of diet and exercise to a flaming pile of garbage in a few years.

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I wonder what fat pals talk about? Their next meal? Pre-meal snacks? What to eat while watching trash TV? The best place to find denim that will stretch over even the biggest front-butt? I'm sure their discourse is scintillating between gasps for air and shoving shit down their throats.

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cope harder and go take your 8th booster sheep

Ancestor? I'm smiling white now

Are fat people even human?

How’d you fit in dem jeans girl

They should honestly be classified as a sub-species and hunted to make clean burning lamp oil

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>Mobie Dick. A Netflix production

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>Butter Elemental
That one got me

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