Brit/pol/ - Physical transformation edition

I was too slow

Did you do that pic?

no one cares, mong

>ethnic cleansing

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Imagine waking up looking at your hands and realising you're brown
Gastly

Now instead of real news you get Boris

Lads. I can't stop using telephone boxes to ring the emergency services. I'm addicted to the attention. They turn up and ask what's wrong then I drop to the floor and make moaning noises while twitching my leg. Anyone else suffer with this affliction?

Go to the park and touch grass

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twitter.com/JeremyVineOn5/status/1541703540120424449

Why ain't this faggot vaxxed?

Aren't you like middle aged anyway? Why are you on here talking doen to youngsters?

>tfw I design advanced AI hardware using verilog and you don't, 2-digit IQ
I'm on my coffee break in our lab.
How many dishes have you washed this fine morning?

Brown cunts out

Amazing how you knew he was talking about you just because of seething and boring.
He's got you rattled and you're on the ropes lad. You're gonna be done.

...

No. But I did you!

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We should have had peace, we should brother.

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Go to the park and torch grass

>wake up
>be brown
>go back to bed because you're lazy

He's hard at work in his important factory job
He's a proper citizen
That's why he's going to post on Any Forums all afternoon

no one cares

>wake up
>see people are brown
>seethe
>go back to bed feeling superior

Change ur name to TIM. i give you permission. No one can say "ur mum" or "ur not white" just pretend to be a bit daft, say "ye" instasd of "you"

OK what are the odds that this filth will get to stay here? they will stay, be released, rape white kids, claim benefits. many such cases.

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>shitskin seethe mode: [ON]

>torch grass
NOW YOU'RE FUCKING TALKING, LAD!

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This is my first time on Any Forums since 2018. Are the goalposters still here??

I see Captcha has gotten more obnoxious.

>"Rule Wogtania, Wogtania rule the waves. Da white wamyn gonna get groomed by a Paki nonce today".

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Only people with sub 8 IQ have this problem.

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don't you have an appointment at the job centre?
is that why you're seething?
did Parveen tell you you can't get bennies?

>turn up in thread with insults right off the bat
>hahah ur seething
???????

You didnt though. You can fuck right off with that low effort bullshit.

100% staying here for the good of diversity
Their kids need role models in how to rape white kids

You just don't understand mate.

Don't post your kids on Any Forums, lad.

You've been done and there's no recovering.

Once you get used to it it's better than class clicking 100 buses
Goalposting has died though

>we should have
too late now bongs, apologize to all europe and the world for the damage your ancestors inflicted

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Do you work in a factory?

Anyone with a GCSE cant understand you lad.

Youd like to see a naked kid eating pie wouldnt you. Get ur head out the gutter nonce.

This cunt has spent all his time going on about the EU and Brexit, he has completely ignored new Policing powers that will stop him from ringing his stupid bell

twitter.com/snb19692/status/1541697952149807104

No sympathy.

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What happened to Eddie

Imagine being brown. Knowing deep down you are inferior and all whites hate you. That's why they're seething so bad.
That's why they leave their 3rd world shithole. To come and live with white man who hates them.
I'd hate to be brown.

He got "in shape" and has cute little paunch he likes to show us occasionally

So I made a thread but there isn't much interaction, so I will try it here.
Is Boris the perfect representation of Bongs. As hard as I try to convince he isn't, I simply can't and he kinda is... what's your take?

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Imagine having your only redeemable quality in your own mind is being white. Shiiiiit thats sad.

Does he work in a factory?

no

No brown person knows or cares that you exist.

No. Your brother checked all my pies already.

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I don't understand why they don't go back
They obviously hate Britain and could be the richest guy in the village if they went back
I think it's because they know they won't get paid to sit on their arse and shitpost on Any Forums all day

British, Black, Black and British. BAME
thankyou

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Some prick already and I'm on the look out pic related

It comes here single everyday to seethe. It brings me great satisfaction knowing the vast majority of Whites detest shitskins and would happily help round them up and ship them back home.

Thank you ChurchiIIs. I hope you be burning in Hell right now.

> muh partially his fault.

The tard of ChurchiIIs just only wanted war. He was forcing other countries to boycott Germany and impose heavily sanctions. HitIer offered so many peace offers, while Poland was killing Polish ethnic Germans.

You Anglos are so retard, that you're complaining about mass immigration so much, but yet you're blaming Nazis about this.

Fuck you. You're never going to be a Global Empire anymore. You're worthless people who don't deserve attention. I hope you all be 100% vaccinated, fucking retards.

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But you still wanna see naked kids... riiiiiiiight. Think you wanna head over to Any Forums lad. Theyre sick fucks like you.

>how could anyone possibly not care about my opinion or think like I do
>I just don't understand
kek

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Churchill was black

Ey up lads.

brit/pol/ in melt down

>be british
>no roof
>rains all the time
>a brown washes up on shore
>the old bailey now has a roof
>britain rejoices
>celebrations of brown hands that built Britain emerge organically in every city overnight
>buckingham palace finally has a roof
>dry corgis
>queen lives another 100 years due to no black mold in the palace
>brown awarded a knighthood and a £340 suit from Hugo Boss in recognition

Don't understand why you stay when you hate British values

mad how these tripmongs are on here 24/7

Vaxxtards dying

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We all can see you're the only one going on about kids, lad.
You're not fooling anyone with your rainbow/abnormals flag.

:(

There was a guy who used to post vocaroos imitating Norferners which were hilarious.

Forgot pic

>you hate British values
which ones?
or is this something else you made up in your head?

Welcome back you boring farmer fuck.

go on, say it

>thank god for the vaccine otherwise it would've been so much worse

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I tired of it.

Nigger detected

The fuck you on about lad.
#1 death to nonces
#2 this is the union jack
#3 youre boring af.

> churchill was bIack.

His bIack soul, of course.

don't care who you are or what colour your skin is as long as you support the British values of diversity and inclusion

>t.L Fox

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>#3 youre boring af.
the last bastion of people who are too thick to come up with an insult

Stop seething mate it’s not good for you. Even though you do have a big ego ahah .

> One Anglo showing his pregnancy test after he was bred by Pakeesh.

youtube.com/watch?v=kPzvbJrWx1s

>funny isn't it

Has anyone ITT had this new Covid variant?

the ego larp makes them seethe more
they can't handle a brown man being better than them
>b...b...ut my internet autistic support forum said that white skin means I'm better despite being an abject failure

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Tbh bud youre not worth the effort of thinking up an insult.

14:13
'Very real danger' Putin could lash out beyond Ukraine, says UK defence secretary

There is a "very real danger" of Vladimir Putin "lashing out" beyond the borders of Ukraine, according to the UK's defence secretary.

Speaking at a news conference, Ben Wallace described Russia as "the most direct and pressing threat to Europe".

Mr Wallace also lambasted years of hollowing out of the UK's armed forces by successive Conservative and Labour governments, seeking to save money by cutting troop numbers and other military capabilities – cashing in on what is called a "peace dividend" triggered by the collapse of the Soviet Union.

The defence secretary applauded, however, a decision by Prime Minister Boris Johnson in 2020 to increase the UK defence budget by some £24bn during this parliament.

There is an expectation that the defence budget will be lifted even further given the rising threat.

Mr Wallace did not mention any specific new increase but did say Britain must continue to increase investment in defence to tackle threats not only from Russia, but from China and other countries.

"I've always said as the threat changes, so must the funding," Mr Wallace added.

yeah fucked me up last week for about 2 days

still only a bad flu though

Yes.
But I don't want to swap it for your Monkey Pox.

Thats not the real tim. Dont be fooled.

>another new version
it's worse than iphones

Why is it only low IQ Chavs who identify more with America than Europe.

>PHWOOOAR we proppah need REAL AMERICAN justice in dis countreh. In America LIFE in prison means LIFE in prison.

it's an effort for you to put together an insult?
daily life must be hard for you

Not into tantos myself.

Hey coiners
youtube.com/watch?v=yIL9wLxG01M

>384319952
why are tripmongs all like this?

This story sums up Britain right now

>rnhs is shit so she has to go to spain
>coming back the border nonces are more interested in searching her for drugs than stopping the brown rape hordes

>Brit mum returning from brain surgery in Spain accused of DRUG SMUGGLING by Border Force.
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/brit-mum-returning-brain-surgery-27346065

general sanders british army mobilisation speech in full
youtube.com/watch?v=99iFAW9fvh8

>"I've always said as the threat changes, so must the funding,"

Nice way to contradict himself.

I was up coughing until 3am last night, might be hayfever though. I'm unvaxxed so covid isn't actually that bad if I catch it

Wait, that was you? I still have them saved and stumbled upon them randomly. Had me rolling.

Then why are you on said autistic support forum if you're above the people on it?

Lock knives are illegal mate
10 years in a cell while Abdul rapes you

duke wellington was a poof

Yeah man it is. Dont be fooled by the timmy impersonator. Ive got nowt against you lad. Dont lash out at me coz others are being racists.

I agree with you it's my only one. Drop point is better for most tasks

>Has anyone ITT had this new Covid variant?
I had omnicron in January. Felt like shit for 4 days and recovered with ease, it isn't something to worry about unless you're a fatty or a boomer.

between the mongs, there's some actually decent convo sometimes

wallace is a spastic

He only posts on the fag board now.

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I’m a successful, multimillionaire alpha happy brown…

good for you
keep going