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>Hold on there partner *gets magnet ready* I'm gonna need your nigger ass to return that cart.
Not my problem
William Sullivan
Cooper Roberts
I told a boomer the other day to put the cart back where it belongs. When the lazy retired piece of shit turned surprised around I said
> That's what's wrong with your generation. You're all a bunch of lazy entitled square hippies.
Then I drove away. The dumb founded look on his face was devine like a flashback to his teenage years.
Alexander Rodriguez
And people just walk out with those baskets now
Robert Green
Fuck you, lazybones!
Eli Russell
Start doing the Aldi thing, where you rent them for a quarter. This incentivizes returning it. Except it should be a dollar coin.
Ian Martinez
and that carts names? Albert Einstein
Matthew Wright
>WHEEP SKIEP WIDDLIEY DEEP WIEEP WHOOOOO! THAT'S NOT WHERE THE CART GOES!
Anthony Gutierrez
I will walk across the parking lot of a hardware store after unloading one ton of lumber just to return the cart from where I found it. I am a lazy piece of shit, but I at least have standards.
Colton Rogers
It's always niggers and spics that do this.
Luis Clark
I stick to a basket cause if I fill it up I can walk back home with it no problem. Plus I actually like buying fresh food so I go to the grocery store maybe 2 to 3 times a week. Its not far from where I live and I dont buy stuff like soda which would be heavy and I could order my bulk items online.