OH N-MOOOOOOOOO

>OH N-MOOOOOOOOO

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The man who invented the Brazen Bumm was a genius. He was the first person to ever be executed in one. How ironic.

Bull*

Based bbq

God, this would do wonders for my back.

Brazen Bumm has a nice ring to it

Honestly, fuck the firing squad. We should bring back the Brazen Bull. Livestreamed.

>"We have reports now that the bull is beginning to blow steam and we're just now able to hear the mumble of its' call. Let's go live and get a first glimpse at the Brazing of Nancy Pelosi, folks."

Alternatively, i think we could get creative and come up with a Bear concept. This way, when markets are tanking thanks to shitty corporate and government practices, we'll roast them in a giant Bear. When markets are good, we'll roast them in a Bull.

Prehistoric microwave

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Is there any reason to believe the story is true that he was the first one?

>Burn them no matter which direction the market is going
Brilliant

Could we decorate the bull or bear on different holidays like putting a pilgrims hat on them for thanksgiving?

Agreed to both. I think a lion would be cool too.

My great grandma and her entire family got put into one of these at auschwitz

BULLISH AF

blood crazed Kikes always fantasize about torture and murder.

Moloch was probably just someone's pottery kiln. No "Hebrew" pottery exists prior to decades AFTER Romans showed up.

Some Jews see a crew operating a kiln doing certain things in certain set ways a Jew can't fathom so they must be "worshiping a god".

Plus, those people then have valuable goods Jews can't provide for their people but their Jewish housewives certainly want, so a Jew makes up lies.

Torture is for subhumans, is inefficient and promotes unhealthy values.
Swiftly, efficiently and mercilessly remove the problem and leave it at that.

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Jesus how long before you die and how painful is it? I mean being on fire is bad enough but being trapped inside a cluster phobic giant bull then slowly heating up seems like absolute horror movie nightmare shit

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And a turkey on thanksgiving

*record scratch* Yup...that's me. You're probably wondering how i ended up in this situation

Other than what was passed down, no. It's a good story either way.

sounds like bull

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A while. It's a very slow and painful death. But it was designed to be kept in the kings main room because the mooing is musical

Combine it with the iron maiden and it'll be even better.

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No way they kept it in a throne room. The smell of burning skin stuck to the metal would be pretty overpowering.

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That would be the ultimate torture device. I always laugh when I see those because most people think Iron Maiden is just the band