Psycho Professor in Germany

So there is a psycho Professor - electrical engineering - who was/is currently my professor for electrical machines in a master program. The problem with him is, that he's extremely narcissistic and likes to shit in your mouth, quite literally. He's laughing right at your face if you don't understand or don't give an answer to his idiotic and weird questions. He also made one female professor cry. He's been making the studying for many generations a nightmare. What could be done? What are your suggestions on how to deal with this sort of idiots? (location: Germany)

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Follow him home.

Sounds based to me. Stop being a whiny zoomer faggot and learn you material well and maybe you can be someone worthy of his respect.

Give him a firm handshake

deal with it until you graduate

hate kids today
>he make da gurl cri

Quit being a bitch and realize that you are in front of a genius.

put a mask on and get an iron pipe for his knees

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Guy is coping with never launching the career he intended. Or it is something else that makes him insecure. Call him a cuck, see how he reacts.

Ridicule is a potent weapon.
If you can't pull that off, a good ol' ambush beating with a stick might be what he's asking for.

What does he look like? Post a pic, I bet he's extremely Jewish looking

Rape his cat

violence is a better solution for people like that

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Germans are weird assholes. This is just normal behavior for a Germanic man who has achieved either wealth or status sufficient to elevate him in society. All Germans with a little money or power become turbo assholes.

My upstairs neighbor in Germany was an obese alcoholic in his 70's and he mocked me because he owned a Mercedes and I didn't. He died and his ex-wife sold his car.

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Wenn er wirklich narzisstisch ist, gib ihm, was er will. Schwimm mit dem Strom, den er vorgibt. Mach es jedoch authentisch, er darf nicht denken, dass Du ihn verarschst.

He's never been punched in the face. Many such cases in Western Europe. Soft faggots they all are.

You signed up for the ride my friend.
Did you think academia was some sort of place where science is a primary goal?
You entered a dicksucking contest and you better dress sharp and get in line to get down on your knees and give head to get ahead. Git guud boi!

>He also made one female professor cry
basierend

>engineer
he's probably autistic and doesn't mean anything about it. it's best to not let it get to you

nice google translate nigger

He's competitive. Who could blame him ?? Yet apparently I digress when it comes to the vigilant.

Dude half of our professors are always like this, I wish them well, but they are doing God's work.

>and likes to shit in your mouth, quite literally
Try to get it on video the next time hi poops in your mouth. The you can show it to his boss and probably get him fired

>Guy is coping with never launching the career he intended
Nah, he's tenured and he's gonna make roasties like OP toast

Idk about germany but all old as fuck teachers still have "beamtenstatus" here so it's actually hard as fuck to get rid of them beam

He was never good enough to join a high level R&D department of Siemens or any other engineering leader so he’s only the tough guy ridiculing students with stuff he repeats annually possibly for many years now.
Many such cases.
Ask him about the revenue of all his patent licensing and when he says he ain’t have a single one, tell him you know since he’s still just a dull professor and then laugh in his face.
By the way, electric engineering is full of faggots and retards, study something good instead.

Are there any metal stairs. If you manage to make on step 5 cm lower he will stumble and break his hip KEKW

a) be a cuck and accept it, study for the Klausur and eat his shit
b) stand up to him, ignoring your grade, look for strengths and weaknesses first. You might lose and have to change uni, but best case you win and can use it during job interviews as solving problems (important in engineering according to TF2)
c) talk to a representative of a student union if you can't do something about it in a legal way
The main uni in my town has a law-prof who fails 90% or so of his students but nobody so far had the balls to stand up. It's quite sad.

Is there any legal way to get him out of that cursed university?

poem of the century

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Film Abdul shooting up nordcuck faggots kekw

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