This is not a joke. Award-winning poem by a poet with over 100k followers and a literary agent.
>Germany is an oompah band
>America is a belt-fed AR-15 mowing down children
Poem of the year puts the chuds in their place
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I’ll take a gun over all that gay shit any day
Is that done to the song Do Re Me from the Sound of Music?
>all those stereotypes
Das raaycisss
Real poem of the year.
You're God damn right America is a gun.
Based?
Woah, this is deep.
Replace
>America is a gun
With
>No jabbed has working cum
Fippybippy and checked
holy kek it kinda works
Germany is a Nazi. All Germans are Nazis. Nuke Europe, get rid of the faggots
Just change the word "gun" to "nigger". America is a nigger in every sense of the word.
Israel is a violent oppressive regime
India is show bobs and vagine
Russia is looting washing machine
America worships niggers.
Checkem and rather be a gun
Based. I'll take being a gun over a tree or a cheese any day.
>England is Pakistan
>France is no Africa
>Greece has gypsies
>America has guns
>Brazil is a ghetto
>Argentina is starving
>Germany is getting raped
>America has guns
AMERICA'S GOT A GUN
Fucking based.
I love it when things try to make America sound bad but just make it sound based instead.
Brazil is normal :)
America is bad :(
If only we could ban guns and be peaceful like Brazil.
England is a knife attack
France is an acid attack
Greece is a 3 day gang rape
>America is a gun
Brazil is Cartels making you disappear
Argentina is facing economic collapse
Germany is a no go zone and a half
>America is a gun
You could have at least made it rhyme, lol.
Real poem of the century.
Why the fuck would you not? Leftists are so fucking retarded. Btw Olive oil is pretty good. Not gay. Brie is good too.
Cool
Switzerland has guns galore
Canada is he shoots he scores
Ukraine used to be a whole lot bigger
America worships niggers
Argies BTFO - their most famous attribute is Maradona cheating.
Wouldn’t England be a bombing at a pop concert, France a teacher’s beheading, and Germany a truck through a Christmas Market?
poems dont have to rhyme
especially mine
I dont have time
England is a case of beer?
France isn't a 50 year old man banging his 13 year old girlfriend?
Greece isn't not paying debts?
Brazil isn't an army of underaged tranny prostitutes distributing drugs in the slums?
Argentina isn't a a massive line of coke snorted by Diego Maradona?
Germany isn't a gas chamber?
America is a gun. And that's a good thing.
Topkek
the Saxon is the one most allied with the Jew of any other race, ever.
If you're rhyming the words hand and tea, is it really a rhyme?
I don’t think OP thinks those things taste bad, but OP is saying it’s gay to automatically think “gun bad, these things good”
oompah like an ompa loompa?
to be fair, they are also famous for taking it up the arse from an elderly English woman.
Based, me too
A cup of tea isn't going to stop some muslim rape gang
Based, I love america.
cute cat
All political power comes from the barrel of a gun. - Famous Chink Commie.
The best poetry in the world is faggy and sucks.
And that isn't it.
Ireland loves its mashed potatoe
Italians slurp their fettuccine Alfredo
British eat garbage I wouldn’t feed my dog
Americans worship niggers
That flows way better than the faggot gun poem
America sounds pretty cool.