>Tory turmoil: Boris Johnson says questions over his leadership 'settled'
scotsman.com
>Brexit: ‘Significant risks’ to UK food standards
thelondoneconomic.com
Brit/pol/ - Tory Turmoil
Isaiah Carter
Aaron Rodriguez
Sumer is icumen in lads.
Christian Scott
Just a humble girl from a Christmas tree farm in The Berks, Pennslyvania
Gavin Thomas
>dankula you bastard I’m dieing with laughter
Cooper Edwards
Does lowering food standards mean we will get findus horse lasagna again?
Justin Hall
It's probably about chlorinated chicken and that.
Cameron Gray
which nations has Boris not invited to invade Britain?
Evan Thomas
You cum in lads? Bit gay mate. And what's with the Shrek costume?
Also votes should be allocated by how much tax you pay.
Jason Parker
>MFW there's 3 troons on SGDQ atm.
>They don't even attempt to try and emulate women
>Their voices deep and swarthy
>Their bodies have more with Barrels than breasts
>Their odour is less of a rose and more of a skunk
This parody of reality needs to end.
Jonathan Baker
>speedrunning!
Cooper Ross
Paying tax is cringe
Levi Ramirez
Booooo. Horse lasanga was great.
Christian Russell
>findus horse lasagna
cor
Sebastian Perry
Ur gonna end up with tims dad in jail.
Logan Brooks
Why can’t he just fuck off the california already? Bit sick of him tbqh
Lucas Roberts
Spotted the rootless cosmopolitan.
Hunter Mitchell
>£10million to help rebuild Ukrainian railways
>£0 for UK striking railway workers.
Is Boris purposely trying to piss as many people in the UK off as possible?
Logan Williams
They are creeping into game dev now. A lecture came up on Unreal Engine's channel that looked interesting and it was a troon giving the lecture.
Wyatt Adams
speed running attracts mega autists
Cameron Parker
I think he might be trolling, yes.
Nathaniel Cruz
Nike and other designer brands are basically the cocaine industry. You've got rich morons buying over priced commodities. Along the way, many people are harmed and killed. But then they'll larp about being an altruistic Robin Hood helping the little guys they are responsible for taking advantage of.
Except cartel leaders sometimes actually make a massive difference and run small towns and cities as socialist utopias.
Jeremiah Bailey
>implying he even follows current events
He’s a psuedo neet
Austin Morales
EU and UK currently ban any foreign items in food, there is a zero tolerance. In the USA the FDA allows foreign items in foods, i.e. 40 "insect parts" per 100g of food, a handful of maggots, X dead rats per Y kg of food, etc. Tories are tempted to abandon the EU food standards (which we all agreed to anyway) and allow shitty US imports to
1. Undercut and destoy UK farming
2. Poison the British people and make them eat insect parts
3. Secure lovely jubley donations from USA
4. Allow kike firms to asset strip and destoy UK domestic capital
Dominic Price
Jason Ramirez
They have a puss content in their milk.
Zachary Torres
>Brexit, Brexit, Brexit.
Is Brexit the Boomer version of Gamergate?
Aiden Harris
jeez, guys...this global warming thing is getting a bit serious now, isn't it?
Carson Bailey
hammer of dawn?
Gabriel Campbell
Probably a paki blowing up a rival takeaway owner.
Anthony Baker
Do you get money just for being autistic? My psychiatrist reckons I might be somewhere on the spectrum, and has suggested going for tests - but I'm only going to do so if there is some sort of upside. I earn around £40,000 and live alone in my own house.
I'm absolutely not autistic, it is more complex than that, but if I don't have to work/get free money/free mortgage, then I am happy to go along with the charade.
Ayden Rogers
Gas explosion apparently.
Ayden Diaz
Trump gave a speech about the row thing, ""The prayers of millions has been answered""
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Jace Turner
Sooooo bug pie? Wherrrs me findus lasagna!
Eli Gutierrez
There is a pretty solid link between autism and trooning out, not just with boys either though they are more obvious.
Connor Garcia
Funny how it's always a house in a diverse neighborhood that totally bows up, eh?
David Perez
It's actually baffling how much money is being poured into Ukraine when apparently we're dead broke for infrastructure investment and tax cuts here at home - who is this supposed to appeal to? Tory backbenchers? British voters?
Parker Davis
Aye, perfect cover for spy vs spy behaviour.
Lucas Edwards
The government is right to ban gas boilers. There is ZERO reason to have gas in your house, even if it is only 1/5th the cost of electricity. It dangerous. Come on Boris, sort it out.
Ian Carter
Troons are just late-stage incels.
Christian Johnson
>who is this supposed to appeal to?
Boris's ego.
William Bell
Jews. If they can keep the war going a little bit longer ALL the hohol nazi's will be dead.
And they get to make a huge profit, obviously.
Juan Morgan
>My psychiatrist
Yes, you are autistic.
Carson Bennett
Someone is regretting that second helping of vindaloo I think.
Grayson James
Admit it you were the Tay poster in trump general from 2016-2019
Benjamin Wilson
based
Jackson Cook
>psychiatrist
? does your brain not work properly? what does one of those guys do for their money??
Ayden Bell
Also to reiterate. The UK DOES NOT ALLOW INSECTS IN OUR FOOD.
One of the latest memes from bugshills is that we already eat bugs without realising. The UWE prof running the bug eating study in Welsh schools said as much to the news and was not challenged. If you hear this myth that we already eat bugs be sure to shut it down, we do not, and we will not.
Grayson Watson
Nah, I just had dissociative identity disorder. which is fine, as i'm not particularly far along the continuum.
Nathaniel Moore
>Loses 2 by elections
>"We're listening to voters"
>Labour voters want more aid to Ukraine
He's doing what they want, idiot.
Eli Turner
>UK DOES NOT ALLOW INSECTS IN OUR FOOD.
beyond a certain limit*
weavils are in every bag of flour you buy.
Just in very low quantities.
Kayden Fisher
>We're listening to voters
Yeah, just not tory ones.
Bentley Morris
It would be prohibitively expensive to stop it completely.
Samuel Flores
You're retarded. You're currently earning enough so you have no grounds to claim unless it affects ability to work, which it doesn't.
You might get additional support fund from workplace though, usually just counselling.
Joseph Rogers
Probably tried cooking a spicy curry and took the "explosive" part abit too seriously.
Zachary Garcia
>We're listening to the voters!
>Creates a windfall tax on Petrol companies
>Petrol Prices increase
>Increases Taxes
>Increase Aid to Ukraine at the cost of the Taxpayer.
I HATE THE ANTI-CHRIST, I HATE THE ANTI-CHRIST, I HATE THE ANTI-CHR
Kayden Brown
Low iq take is that Blair ruined Britain. Mid iq is that Major and later Cameron enabled it. High iq is that Boris is squandering his 80-seat opportunity to fix it
Jason Miller
They don't have the IQ to understand the implications of not regulaly maintining complex items. Even the BMWs and Mercedes these guys gloat their wealth with look/sound like shitheaps.
>uuuhh gas safety check? wot dat bro? Do you get me innit?
Christian Murphy
This.
Noah Morgan
Boris might knock another 5p off petrol.
>Boris Johnson has a “mandate” to continue as Prime Minister thanks to his narrow victory in the recent confidence vote, he has insisted as Tory rebels continue to plot against him.
>The Prime Minister hinted he may cut the tax on petrol again in order to win over aggrieved MPs who want more Conservative policies – and reduce the cost of living for voters.
>Mr Johnson told the BBC: “I’ve got a new mandate from my party which I’m absolutely delighted about.”
inews.co.uk
James Adams
This hipster pizzeria in my town was going to start offering mealworms as a topping but the reaction was so bad they decided against it.
They're specials are always tryhard shit like picrel