If your phone has one of these, I've got bad news for you...
If your phone has one of these, I've got bad news for you
What the hell is it?
Sure the hell ain't pic related
Proximity sensor
thats a speaker
((("Proximity sensor")))
If you're using a smartphone, I've got bad news for you...
It's actually a literal hidden spy cam with a pulse laser aimed at your face, it's adjustable to up to 5 amps and has about 95 degree beam pattern.
Wow faggot, you just discovered proximity sensors? Go back to plebbit, pseudointellectual trash. Maybe you'll get some updoots there
Looks like good news to me.
>5 amps
You fucking moron, you cannot sustain 5 amps on a silly phone battery
Yes fren it is nothing to worry about.
Is that why my phone dies they've a day with zero use despite being breve new
>Up to
They'd probably burn the circuit out if they REALLY turned it on
Also I didn't say amperage
>about 95 degree beam pattern
sounds spooky, I'm convinced. OP for presidente
You can buy (or even just make) little stickers that block them
It's perfect for blasting you right in the face with ir or uv light while you're browsing on your phone
Don't forget that different materials are opaque at different wavelengths!
luckily, I live too far from hell for this to be relevant
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>If your phone has one of these
You mean an awesome pimped out NES controller? Nope
that I can't put the phone near my face while calling and touch the screen at the same time
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How do I know if my phone has one?
Holy shit! It turns the plastic Coca Cola™ Classic into regular Coca Cola™! The aluminum can is safe though! Thank you for keeping me informed, user! Godspeed.
Turn on your screen when the top of your phone is covered
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