God I wish that was me

God I wish that was me
You can't suffer in Switzerland.

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Looks kinda like Chris without the sonic necklace

take a walk in nature

>tfw you don't have enough money for the suicide pod

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fyi, this is a photo op. this person isn't actually about to die

I live in a satanist country and there's nothing I can do about it

Kek

There is a lot you can do, but you wont do it :/

...unless someone presses a button

he bought?

>me doing the last abortion i can before roe w wade annulment goes in effect.

Many such cases

>finna kill myself fr
>let me get a glass of water first

why would you choose to die in a weird plastic and glass pod?
Go to the top of a beautiful mountain and relax for a few hours then poison or shoot yourself.
Or go wander into the woods and just freeze to death.
These people really waited until suicide is legalized and regulated to kill themselves? How fucking cucked are you.

Best medicine for the brain. Also, start running, cycling and or lifting.

You can't commit suicide on the pod if you didn't get vaxmaxxed

>why would you choose to die in a weird plastic and glass pod?
because it is a completely painless, quick, and non-traumatic death. nitrogen gas asphyxiation doesn't cause the pain associated with asphyxiation because it allows your lungs to expel the built up CO2 in the bloodstream. You pass out painlessly in about 2 or 3 full breaths, and from there you have about 2-5 minutes until you die. There's no mess to clean up either.

You still poop yourself.

>co2 poisoning
just get a plastic bag, they're practcally free

not if you take one last poop before you get into the pod

>Satanist
KEK
you are lucky to be born in the same country as thsi god-man, pic related.

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>just get a plastic bag, they're practcally free
it would be difficult to do this by yourself because the CO2 build up will make you feel like your suffocating and will cause you to remove the bag. not saying its not possible, people have done it, but its going to be hard to fight the urge to remove it. Also with CO2 poisoning you'll start seeing scary and hellish hallucinations which supposedly are quite terrifying...