Panicking Ukraine changes plans as retired Russian general is called by Putin to lead forces in Donbas
>General Pavel, 67, has been summoned and ordered to go to the front lines of eastern Ukraine
>He will now take charge of Russian special forces operating in the region
>He is understood to eat five meals a day and polish it all off with a litre of vodka
>The general is backed by decades of battle-hardened experience, including Afghanistan
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It's over
>battle -hardened
The only thing on him that's hardened is his arteries.
Just fill that fatass with tannerite and toss him into Mariupol.
>in order to achieve greatness at managing units you must become one yourself, an absolute one
~General Pavel
Lionel pavel armor
the propaganda is getting out of control
remember where you found stories like this
all the putin has cancer stories
losing 40,000 tanks per day etc
remember where you see these things. if it's on Any Forums, remember that too
In Soviet Russia, forest hides behind you
A pint of cookies and cream saves a gallon of blood!
fat shaming is ok now
Plan B: Eat all the ukies
large male unit, twinks literally shaking
Wow. He clearly was not expecting to be reactivated.
General Pavel I’m CIA
You don’t get to bring comrades
Absolute unit. They should have sent him as a spy to America, he would blend in just fine, I bet his sharts are tremendous.
He's a big guy
>Panicking Ukraine changes plans as retired Russian general is called by Putin to lead forces in Donbas
The Beast from the East is one of my favorite Goosebumps covers
they're gonna need more rations
fat friends are always funny and never to be taken serious.
A joke after joke after joke of this fucking country. Christ how can anyone try and defend and proclaim them as professional still with a straight face is beyond me.
>The flight plan lists me, my men, but only one seat for you!