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sunday morning news 'n' shit

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i hate anglos btw

morning lads, problem with not drinking on the weekend is i wake up early and got nothing to do, its nice not to be hungover but fucking hell i need some hobbies

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Is a nice day, why not explore your countryside? Walk off the beaten path, up a stream, see a hill and conquer it.

6 day old puppers on the tellybox

ive got no money

ive got no money

Walking is free?

not in this economy.

what'd you want me to walk 500 miles or something bro r u dumb? u think mans the proclaimers or smthin?

wanted a bacon roll for brekkie, ended up with a can of cider

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got welsh poofs doing the weather and all now

sort your life out mate pls

You demoralised faggots can't affect me loooool

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this

i just did my 5 push ups and 24 lunges

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mornin all, a roundup of today's greggs news:

>An emotional mum has thanked Greggs' staff for trying to save her embarrassment after she suffered a money mix-up when trying to pay for sausage rolls, losing her cash while in the queue
mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mum-tears-loses-money-greggs-27312611
>Man begging outside Greggs shares how wife's death led to 'soul destroying' spiral
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-begging-outside-greggs-shares-27325459
>A MAN has taken to social media to share his confusion after he accidentally left his car window open - only for a thief to ignore the valuables inside and steal only his Greggs sausage roll.
express.co.uk/news/uk/1619757/Greggs-sausage-roll-thief-stolen-car

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faje pic. there is no grease on that bag.

>something bro r u dumb? u think mans the
Oh your black never mind stay out of our green and pleasant lands please and thankyou

>stay out of our green and pleasant lands
nah bruv you think you can tell man where he can and cant go? are you skunked?

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what about all the wogs coming into europe and destroying our heritage, raping our women and terrorising our people generally ? i dont really have the power to hold no opinion of that or to not let it upset my state of mind

greggs staff gave him another bag for the shot, original was stolen

Do you think plastic surgery and body modification will advice enough to make those pictures actually attainable, I mean the animal heads before wise cracks.

I think society will collapse first but I'm not sure.

where's that? imagine how comfy being able to live in one of those houses would be

Do what a good man would do.

It's a test.

youtube.com/watch?v=YXfoKJEqRPs
timestamps
00:47 - UK Military
04:36 - MI5 and MI6
16:14 - Mike Pompeo's Threat
24:34 - Labour Friends of Israel
26:44 - Accusations Against Him
32:28 - The Guardian
38:47 - Julian Assange
43:31 - Keir Starmer
43:31 - Suspension from the Labour Party
50:28 - Arms to Saudi Arabia

i really want to but its also like i dont want to go to prison and im not smart enough to do anything meaningful on my own, also ive got a bird and like going on holidays and that
just keep reading, training and seething until the time is right i guess

idk im not a furry

loch doon and the surrounding ones

>how comfy being able to live in one of those houses would be
maybe if it was a mansion and you already had a harem of trannies otherwise it'd be boring as shit

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>maybe if it was a mansion and you already had a harem of trannies otherwise it'd be boring as shit
kek wtf that is not what i would think of as comfy, what about just a normal white woman and some kids and some dogs?

>what about just a normal white woman
in the present year

>and some kids and some dogs?
nah bro im not a nonce or into bestiality wtf

Man? what man are we talking about?
He obviously can't teach you the English language so I doubt you're capable of much

>give (print/borrow) £600 to every household to combat inflation
why are politicians like this

capable of breaking ur jaw with this uppercut tho?

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bro im needing £600

Fucking love that man. Only politician to give me hope in decades, stabbed in the back by his own party and the weaponisation of da joooooos

>wtf that is not what i would think of as comfy
idk maybe its because im the one who's been there and you're a shut in so you're idea of going outside is all muddled or something?

>not capable of taking a good photo
Scabies or heroin abscess?

its shut?

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It's free money though

is scabby hands a consequence of tranny fucking?