Anons I’m scared. Please promise me Canada will be alright. I don’t want the US Civil War to spill into my sweet little city of Calgary
Anons I’m scared. Please promise me Canada will be alright...
Gabriel Gutierrez
Lucas Martin
Nope we're all in this together remember?... we're all circling the drain
Easton Foster
You are getting annexed syrup boi
Nicholas Hughes
Don't worry. Calgary will be bought up by some rich guy and set up a military around it.
Although you'll be kicked because you seem like scum.
Noah King
This!
Bentley Sullivan
You will just have to learn to live with the occasional mostly peaceful stray missile.
Thomas Sanders
YOU WILL JOIN OUR CHRISTIAN THEOCRACY,
YOU WILL HAVE BABIES,
YOU WILL RAISE A FAMILY.
BUCKLE UP MAPLE SYRUP BOYS.
Adrian Gomez
You will own guns and be happy.
Joshua Parker
>canada
who?
Lincoln Rogers
The most loved country in the world. As opposed to the most hated country in the world, America
Levi Sullivan
Growing up in the 90s, Canada literally was the greatest country in the world. Now? No fucking chance. It still boggles my mind how quickly we've descended into the sewers.
Liam Reed
canada will be nuked to prevent foreign powers fro interfering in our civil war
Lucas Jackson
Wish we could return to the early 2000s? A time when there was SOVL
Jacob Jenkins
Is this Paramore
Alexander Myers
You know what you have to do leaf.
YOU KNOW!
Sebastian Taylor
yeah idgaf identify yourselfs oh my so untitled sub-iordinates
Ayden King
Actually, we're all gonna die.
Hunter Johnson
Try to do something burger, we will stand on guard for thee bitch.
Colton Jenkins
Good.
Parker Taylor
Lol the burgers won't do a fucking thing.
Sebastian Ward
canada is one of the most hated countrys on the planet right now. you think america is the most hated country? guess that's why every single country flees here. you stupid fucking mapleshit
Gabriel Cook
you're going to be liberated if you like it or not
Jonathan Rivera
I could have saved her
Nathaniel Murphy
No
Zachary Gomez
Wtf Hayley is a chudette, why did you burgers do this to her
Shut up fat, it’s an objective fact
Joshua Rivera
calgary sucks and is fucking gay and I'll help the americans capture it
Jaxon Gray
With your zero property rights and 8 hunting rifles, eh?
You're a vassal state with a sub-par coffee chain.
Hunter Gray
I've been obsessed with her for so many years bros. The girl I've been with for 10 looks like her. Hayley is the only girl I'd leave everything for.