It's time to make masturbation illegal

How many lives have to die because you'd rather be a degenerate coomer in your bedroom watching others on a screen engage in intercourse? Think of all the little swimmers who could be in Fallopian tubes making their way to an egg but instead your lack of self-control extinguishes their existence into a crusty sock. This is immoral!

>inb4 a sperm isn't a life

Yet if we discovered bacteria on Mars you'd say we found ET.

We need to install cameras in people's bedrooms and allow the the police to watch to make sure men aren't touching themselves anymore. Masturbation is murder!

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Life doesn't begin until the sperm hits the egg you retard. The sperm is just the genetic information.

I'm gonna go watch TikTok thots and blow a hole through my cumsock.

haha wow i never thought of it that way :) enjoy your epic thread

I'd love to have sex but I literally can't. Do you not know what incel means?

>AKSHULLLLLY

Totally fine w this. Pls do it

Angry roastie ragie roastie

>i-it's just ge-genetic informa--

Shut the FUCK up. Now you sound like a feminist you little power-hungry, hypocritical neo-nazi. If women lose their bodily autonomy then so should you.

Masturbation is murder. You're killing LIFE and you know it.

This.

Also, men are the lesser of the two sexes when it comes to biological significance and value. Women are the gatekeepers and the given the fact that 1 man can impregnate dozens of women, humanity as a whole does not care if many times men do not reproduce.

Kek this. So you're implying that the government should send mandated gfs for me to coom in? Ok im in

seething whore thread number five thousand and 6 hundred, day 2.

Sperm doesn't come out of the balls as a developing organism capable of sustaining itself you retard. A fetus does. If sperm was a a form of life then we would be an asexual species.

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It would just have been reabsorbed and broken down in my body anyways if I didn't coom it out, may as well allow it to see the world first

It is irrelevant. Women and our species do not care from a biological perspective. I have children with multiple women. The fox/polecat/penguin with the most children wins in the wild.This is something I understood by the time I was in middle school. Many socially inept men completely miss basic unwritten rules of life like this. Have fun, make babies, die. Rack your score up.

>hoes mad
>doesn't want men to spread their seed
>still wants to be whore
This is great! I love how butthurt this made them.

Nope. You're just not allowed to orgasm unless it's inside a woman unprotected. Anything outside of that is Illegal and wrong.

All I'm reading from you is bullshit excuses. A sperm swims on its own. It knows where to swim. It is cognizant. That is a self-aware LIFE. You committing murder every time you play pocket pool.

I'll say it again: MASTURBATION. IS. MURDER.

That's great bro but I literally cannot have sex.

LOL

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Good

100% agree. I haven't masturbated in over 5 months. Feels good man

The only type of person against women (and men) having promiscuous sex are people like you. Protip: Nothing is gonna change, lol.

I honestly don't care about the morality of it. I just want women to suffer.

make porn illegal

Oh! So the truth comes out now! This little Roe v Wade turnaround had nothing to do with human life or being compassionate... YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT POWER. Killing yourself is the most powerful action you could take, user. Go ahead and do it already.

>YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT POWER
No I just want a gf. Once I get one, I'm willing to renegotiate your rights back.

>Yet if we discovered bacteria on Mars you'd say we found ET.
Sperm fail to meet the definition of life

>Masturbation is murder!
then so are periods. women have to give birth 4 times every 3 years or they're murderers.