Crows are borderline sapient as it turns out

>be me
>leaving for work at 6am
>strange tiny being on the roof of my car
>it's a baby crow
>staring at me, staring at him
>haha cute now please fuck off I have things to do
>shits itself in fear
>adult crows gather
>this thing is pretty adorable
>shits a little bit more, screams, flies awkwardly back into the tree
>lel cool
>feel something touch my hair
>crow shoots by
>crows are dive bombing me
>put shit in my car, still have to take out the trash
>crows keep fucking hitting my head
>go inside
>grab trash bag
>mfw crows waiting outside
>dive bombing me as I take bag to dumpster
>turn to face them
>stand stone cold and stare at one barreling towards my face
>it turns at the last moment to graze my shoulder
>I have to apologize
>walk back to inside (still getting divebombed by fucking crows)
>grab sunflower seed bag
>walk outside
>make eye contact, hurl seeds at crow
>make eye contact with another, hurl seeds at it
>make eye contact with stupid bird, launch fucking seeds at it
>do this for like 3 days
>they have never even come close to my car since
>all of them fly out of the trees whenever I walk by
for all they know I'm some kind of strange god that spoke to their child and then pelted them with food

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This one time, I was really stoned on my porch and watched three robins in a circle conversing with one another. It really felt like they were having an actual conversation like people do. One chirping while the others looked at it, and then letting the other chip while looking at it. They had a lot of different tones and lengths in chirp that it almost sounded like a complex language. I felt like maybe I was just too stoned, but I’ve witnessed it other times when not stoned and it really makes you Question now becomes… if birds are intelligent, what are the bird versions of Jews? And can we extinct them before they start pushing for the destruction of the nuclear nest.

This

I once was laughing like Butthead on the way to a store. A crow flying overhead imitated the laugh and sounded like Beavis, so I laughed like Butthead again and it laughed back like Beavis. It was pretty cool.

I wish I could kill all the crows in a 20 mile radius

I HATE THAT GOT DAMN CAWING NOISE

thanx

Crows have been my bet as the next intelligent species after humans have been wiped out.

Interesting since I outclass you in intellect as if you were a child you seething subhuman shitskin

Reminder that crows are a part of the Corvidae family. Many of those birds exhibit high intelligence.

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What is triple of janny's salary?

I heckin love birds

The ravens up here in canada are racist and many of the northern ravens will attack magpies on sight.

>admitting you're subservient to dumb people

cute story bro

he will befriend a raccoon

you are lucky they accepted your apology, they can remember faces AND communicate what they look like to other crows

>admits we're top
feelsgoodman

Starlings. and attempts to extinct them failed.

Retarded sparrow detected

Crows are smart AF. They even bring gifts to people that are kind to them.
inspiremore.com/gabi-mann-crow-gifts/
thedodo.com/in-the-wild/crows-bring-gifts-to-kind-woman

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Got 'im

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Amazing

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I would be remiss if I didn't post this

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Ravens are just big crows

smart move, they can remember your face even if they havent seen you for 7 years......

It is why Odin has two ravens as comrades.

i was on LSD one night walking around a park walked under a tree and got bombed with with by a bunch of cockatoos. after I was walking away they started literally laughing at me

Crows are known to hold grudges and be able to recognise individual people. They are flying Jews.

can we brainstorm how to befriend crows
I want to be known by hundreds of crows as a cool guy, I want to have a positive impact on their society
birds are bros

Lmao

Bluejays are fucking dickheads, and deservedly get their asses slapped by Grackles and Ravens.

I love these lil' niggas like you wouldn't believe.

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Asshole bird

crows are fake. all birds are fake.
retard.

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grackles are absolute shit tier

crows are more social though

Nigs have never shat on me, crows have

fuck 'em birds

If crows are so fucking smart why do they keep hopping onto the road when cars approach

Crows are sapient. What should scare you is the mass murders during migratory seasons. Crows are actively spreading information. Dolphin niggers are woefully inadequate.