Can an Italian help me please

I want a cool nickname like Tony Two-Times or something
My names John Smith btw if it helps
I can go by Johnny if need be

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IL JOHNNY

Johnny two thumbs ayyyyyyyyyyy, fugitaboudit

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Toni Fellatio

Ayyyyyyy you said a moufull

I'm not italian, but the colors I can match, long story short I can't really help you. you have a faggot name. It's just sad.

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Johnny Hams

Fireball, cause you were in Pocahontas.

Johnny U' Trichecu
Johnny The Walrus in engcuck

You are Smitty now.
Good job Smitty,
I'll be back later to check on your work

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Tony slink(stink)

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Johnny Hammersticks

>John Smith
Cracker Ass Cracker

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It was my fathers name and his fathers name and his fathers name before him, nigger.

Johnny cracker jack

Tony er fantino (italian rapper)

john farddnshidd

>John Smith
Wow, that's the most generic name i could ever think

gionny er frocetto

Johny Incelio

John the Cunt

mafia brat here. you are johnny junior. you want a real name come to jersey and do a job with us.

Johnny Smetana

Juan il Ferro

john "er cisburger" smith

Johnny cannolis aka Johnny Pancetta aka John knee

Johnny Two Cocks

Johnny Rocketfingers

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Johnny Rotten is already taken.