"Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?!"

"Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?!"

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He's right. Only the dumbest, ugliest rural and suburban white trash vote republican. Attractive, intelligent, city whites are uniformly liberal.

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It's because the people who are against abortion are pedophiles.
And pedophiles have a tendency to look disgusting

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So true!

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>Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?!"

Did Carlin really say this

Lefty comedians have about 5% funny materials. Why are black racists some of the funniest ones?

The pro-life women are much better looking. It's not a contest.

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George Carlin says stuff like this all the time. You're suppose to laugh because it's a joke, not take it seriously. He probably also had a few jokes about people who took stupid shit he says seriously.

HE'S AN ENTERTAINER.

still overturned
get me better jokes

(protip: will still be overturned)

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The literal first 15 seconds.
just because it is funny does not mean it isn't true. or can not have a point

How many Jewish jokes did he tell?

Leftist jokes fall flat, they don't ring true. Are people against abortion supposed to be ugly? Just doesn't equate with my experience, thus it just sounds like leftist seethe. "LIBS ARE SO UGLY AMIRIGHT FELLOW CONS?!" Brave and powerful

>He's right. Only the dumbest, ugliest rural and suburban white trash vote republican. Attractive, intelligent, city whites are uniformly liberal.

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Because they're ugly or because they're male?

Sorry but y’all finna been overturned

Oh zamn!

"Here’s another question I have: how come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette? Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen, that we passed chickens in goodness? Name six ways we’re better than chickens… See, nobody can do it! You know why?"

Most urban liberal women are land whales, so no. They are also not intelligent they are midwits.

Literally google any abortion rally pic and you will see that non of these women are attractive, or worth dating...yet they don't fail to find men to fuck them somehow....really makes you question the 80/20 rule, because clearly bottom 80 men are fucking these thots

Most people live in their own fantasy to an extent and a liberal audience could easily believe this. I would like to see evidence that it's the case though.

Gorge Carlin speaks the truth. Pro-Life until you are born, then fuck you!

>Pro life so ugly

>Brave and powerful statement

Lefty comedy is too much of a circlejerk. They stroke other lefty egos whereas right wing humor isn't afraid to actually offend even fellow travelers

Cry faggot

This is why I hate 90% of "comedy" desu

Carlin and all the other socialists talk so much about love, meanwhile they don't trust charity to help the poor and instead want the government to steal money from people and then give that money to the poor.