/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General - Big Plane Edition #4024

Чё, пaцaны, ядepкa чepeз чeтыpe чaca?

This place is sick. I recently started posting here but I am definitely on my way out, the interface is trash anyways and there is no way to rate comments for sorting. Too many putin trolls on here, at least on reddit it's properly moderated and bans putinbots.

I was just explaining how Putin is about to start WWIII and one guy responded with a deranged incoherent antisemitic rant and another guy replied to me by posting a cartoon picture of a guy at his computer smiling as a nuclear warhead goes off outside his window in the background, as if he wants a war. This is supposed to be a politics board.

What is wrong with you people? Get your heads checked.

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>Mariupol Libeartion Collection
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>Chechen Adventures in Ukraine Collection
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>Kino combat footage
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>RU infantry clearing out trenches
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>Failed AFU assault on Kherson (Drone Footage)
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>VDV helicopter rush over Gostomel
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>AFU down Russian missile over Odessa, end up with debris landing in civilian area
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>Ukrainian Su-25 gets shot down near Izyum, Kharkov region by a Russian missile
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>Tank obliterates AFU infantry at point blank
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>Colonel Andrei Kislovsky of the AFU arrested while fucked by a tranny (GAY)
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>IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT
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>DUTY
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>The Butcher of Kiev
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>RIP baker of Mariupol
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>TA ZA SHOOOO?!? Kherson Edition
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>little bit of chicken fried
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>The Morse Coder of Kiev
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Denouncing Talmud

Turn this into meme please!

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>stolen tech from the West
NIGGERS

WW3bros... WE'RE COMING HOME!

EUbros, we will be free from the American yoke. Germans and Russians are doing a Molotov-Ribbentrop 2.0, but this time the Russians are doing the heavy lifting and Germans give the resources(money). How else would you explain sudden rise of gas prices even before the volume was lowered? Yes, it could be fear, but Russia assured that the gas will flow to those who oblige with their scheme. Some may ask why did Germany send weapons, but they tried to delay the real heavy weapons the whole time and they send only what they must so they are seen in the eyes of their people as helpers of Ukraine. We've already seen German(and French) decision makers from 2008 warn US not to touch Ukraine, they ignored the Germans, we've seen Germans try to do a peaceful resolution only to be thwarted by the Anglos and now, in the middle of the war, we've seen Scholz call for multipolarity. Only thing left is to follow the will of the people and maintain sanctions until they(the people) get sick of them. After all, they are a democracy - the leaders "should" follow the will of the people.

Rejoice, this is The war to end all wars. A war to end unipolarity, the war to bring peace between the great powers of the world.

(Maybe not, maybe we'll have to kick the Americans if they become too reactionary(liberal reactionaries as absurd as it sounds)).

BaZed

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>G7 will ban Russian gold exports
I'm not that smart, but seeing as Russia and China has so much gold, how big of a deal is this?

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So many natsoc larper middle eastern mutts in Sweden.
So little time.
Russia vs. EU

Hope Putin decides to threaten to strike decision makers in response to the attacks on Russia.

Any /WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH/ boyz 'ere?

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>Meanwhile:

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News just showed Putin arriving fast as fuck in Kremlin for "uknown and serious reason"

What's happenging bros ?

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>fire map showing massive fires in southern Russia
>Putin urgently rushed to the kremlin at 11 PM
>HIMARS shipments recently confirmed as getting to the front
We really fucking did this time, didn't we. Good job Ameribros.
I'll get a nice tan at least.

DakkaDakka

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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH all the way to restoration of borders.
Somehow without destroying the world.

>wegh

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A war

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Putin's fee

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Lithuania is next

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London is gone

>Russian Tu-22s in Belarusian airspace launch cruise missiles into Ukraine.
Probably destroying another shipment of western weapons.

A N I M E
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Dinner too spicy

This:

Chug niggers. Did we start the fire?

WAAAAAAAAAAGH

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You know exactly what's happening.

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>pasta with a meatball
>21$
What the fuck

makes me want to read a philosophical tractate written by a 40k ork.

Nothing bourgir as always.

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I wonder what happen to the VDV, did they all just die in the first weeks of the operation?

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You will find out soon enough, THE HARD WAY.

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>We really fucking did this time, didn't we. Good job Ameribros.
>I'll get a nice tan at least.
Roshans are cool headed and exceedingly restrained. There won't be a nuclear war. Unless that other other prophecy turns out being true.

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All martyrs go to heaven

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>temporary
there's nothing more permanent than temporary things.
also
>Server(s): BRANDON

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Is it time?

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VDV led the assault in the Popasnaya rosebud

Probably christmas dinner plans. Deciding whether he wants a fortune cookie or not. I'd rush for the kremlin for that

Putin left the poopcase in Kreml.

>Server: Brandon

Дa зaeбaл, y мeня жeнa c peбёнкoм в Лoндoнe. Дaвaй пoпoзжe

Nukes are about to drop, hide under your beds.

just killed some ukies which ambushed them
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It's too late for Christmas

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burning all of my albums
fuck greece

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Nice pasta

London nuked

UPDATE ME, WHAT IS HAPPENING?

If Hoholland actually attacked Roshan mainland with HIMARS then this might be an unironic offramp intentionally constructed for the US and/or EU to get out from behind supporting Hoholland. It gives them the pretext to stop supporting [Z]elensky. Which would probably end the war right quick.

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Good to see them still at work, hopefully we get some combat drop footage after the operation is over

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ORCS ORCS ORCS ORCS ORCS ORCS ORCS ORCS

>London nuked
inshallah

36 dollerinos for a full meal.
lol i got some home cooked meal+salad+juice+bread for 4$.
wtf mutts

нeхyй былo тyдa oтпpaвлять. этo c кeм из кpeмля я paзгoвapивaю?

Ummm what's going on???? Russia bros?

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He was trying to do sick skids brah

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always look on the bright side of life

Orthodox Christmas was Jan 7

Yes, the fire rises

stop posting cringe

Now hold on just a moment.

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Is that Maria Zakharova?

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Don't the asshole who doesn't translate the runes.

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translate it Ivan pls

Is she having an orgasm over drones vatniks?

Why would the U.S. want to get out of Ukraine? There's still money to make over there.

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нaхyй пoшeл. бeз нeгaтивa.

Putin confirmed Necromancy master.

What the fuck?
I mean, no shit, but why in God's name is the NYT confirming something like this? Are they trying to taunt the Russkies?
Trying to get those two that got captured executed in haste?
Bizarre

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Translate the moon runes

I'm not sure if authentic, this guy clearly thinks it is not. Waiting for confirmation.

>planebro bake
just like the old days

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*ahem* Nigger!

if dub then nukes

The fuck? Source?

>Luv me waagh
>Hate me boss
>Gotta listen to da boss because he da biggest ork
>If you don't listen to da boss, da boss will squish ye
>Gotta beat boss up if want to be da biggest ork

Here:

Yes. This is her, too.

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Medvedev found it and pressing random buttons.

link now

I don't see reason for US and GB to de-escalate. Odessa, Kharkov, Dnepr, Nikolaev, Kiev, Kramatorsk, Slavjansk, Avdeevka and plethora of other well entrenched mariupols for scorched earth urban warfare. This war can burn for years.
Also US democrats played their BLM abortion card to shift attention from inflation and gas prices and just shit on Republicans. GB are just warmongering as usual nothing changed for them.

Government job is hell these days.
Good lady.

>Why would the U.S. want to get out of Ukraine? There's still money to make over there.
I don't know. A different faction of the US ZOG? Fear of escalation or direct confrontation? Need Russia's co-operation to stave off complete and total monetary and financial system collapse and using dropping support for Hoholland as a bargaining chip?

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someone please bake new, im going to sleep and praying i dont wake up to nuclear hellfire

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rolling for the resurrection of Stalin

They won't hit us or even London first.
The leaked info from early in the war said they would flatten the two Polish cities being used to transit western aid in the event of escalation.
I doubt they'll even do that yet, just kaliber the western generals in Lvov and Kiev.

Дa я в poт eбaл cнoвa нe cпaть чтoлe cyкa. Кaкoгo хyя пынкepc cвoи иcтopичecкиe выcтyплeния в 5 yтpa пpoвoдит?

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Balkan War's and Poland getting glassed

"Fellow Russbros in Lithuania, don't come close to airports, gas stations, military bases and anthing else that might seem kalibration-worthy. Flee the country if you can."

Based, hopefully the russians bomb accordingly and the glowniggers have to put some more stars on their wall of dead faggots.

ASHES ASHES WE ALL FALL DOWN

I will bake planebro, thank you for your service

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Source, I doubt it's her words.

A joke story, to set the tone.

Missile silo. Combat duty.
Officers all present at the station, lights bleeping, multiple keys, red buttons
8 PM. A change of shift ringing, first face through the armed door - a private with a broom and a bucket, cleaning it up for the next guys. Regular procedure.
So he goes about cleans up, the floor, cleans up everything, senior officer, lieutenant-colonel stand up, all ready to leave.

A strange sound, silo goes into lockdown, armoured shell drops all around, alarm blaring, red lights coming on.
-Private what did you do? - comes first question.
-Comrade lieutenant-colonel, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just lost my balance and my hand fell on a button.
-Which button?
-That one.
-THAT ONE?
Lieutenant-colonel gets out his pistol and shoots himself.

15 minutes pass, a colonel commanding the missile site runs up to see what's happening. After some fiddling they manage to get armoured up silo open.

-What happened, private?
-Comrade colonel, well, I pressed a button by accident.
-Which button?
-That one.
-That one? Are you sure?
-Yes, that one.

Colonel shoots himself.

Finally they manage to shut everything off, half an hour later a general arrives. Private gets presented to him.

-Alright, private. Breathe, relax, don't worry. Just tell me what happened.
-Comrade general, I was sent by a sergeant to go clean up, just a regular everyday procedure.
Then I washed the floor, got it wet and slipped, pressing a button by accident.
-So did you press this button? - General points
-Yes, this one.
-Alright. - General, takes out some sheet, asks again. - This one? Are you sure?
-Yes, definitely this one.
General stands about for a bit, thinking, private watching him with trepidation.
-Well... I've come to a decision. Time: 2330. Standing order - no flying fucks to be given about England. We're not waking high command up over it.

Fuck. This matches that prophecy with the really really nasty punchline. Shieeeeet.

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Is that you Pegor user?

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Barely affects anything. We mine a lot but export very little. We are not even in top 10 exporters at least in 2021.

which one?

thanks fren, take care baking, i was kind of emergency baker anyway so i did shit

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They will roll into the Baltics, coming into conflict with NATO Enhanced Forward Presence forces (numbering total of 4,000 or so total) there. Funny part is, I don't think they have any US or UK forces on Baltic soil enmass at the moment.
Russia vs. EU

Kek. Nice.

/Comfy/posting. Saturday hangover from the 4K thread edition.

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Day 62-66. After Mariupol preparations are made for the rest of the Donbas.
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For the bakers. Thank you frens.
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/Donbas/
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/Wagner/
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/ZOV/

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HAHAHAHAHAHHA

Hohols cope so hard they made up a storie about dead russian soldiers and stole a pic from Gay Pornstar

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My get confirms thermonuclear warheads are headed to Vilniua rn

>no flying fucks to be given about England. We're not waking high command up over it.
MY SIDES.

>off by one
Brb roping myself

Please be true.
And for once, destroy all of the Ukie firing positions.
They only target civilians either in Donetsk or border towns of Russia anyway.

> why in God's name is the NYT confirming something like this?
Remember the NYT, and all US media, asks for permission first. Often, they are just straight up fed the story (muh government contacts). So they are doing this because the government wants them to.

Damn, it's like a left meme without picture.

Give me a war you won't believe!

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nah man, your bakes are and always were always comfy

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Дa блядь oн пocтoяннo тaк eздит, хyй знaeт чe пoдхвaтили вce
Bидoc нe o чeм, нy пpиeхaлa в Кpeмль мaшинa, и вce, нe фaкт, чтo тaм дaжe Пy.
Cкpин - хyйня бeз имeни кaнaлa, oтpeдaктиpoвaнный. Ужe пaхнeт хyитoй. Taк чтo oпять paзгoняют пaникy нa poвнoм мecтe, дaжe Bellum Acta нaхyячилa пocтэ

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Ohhh shit. Now that's certainly some urgent thing that would force Putin to make some serious decisions.

What did he mean by this?

So, do you support RU only because you're contrarian?

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Lithuania is over in 32 minutes

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PUTIN ANNOUNCE THE NEW TARKOV WIPE STARTS TOMORROW!!! OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

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What happened this time?

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they killed that general from C&C red alarm holy how do they do that?

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Economic collapse is happening even without the war in Ukraine because the west printed so much fucking money in the last two years everything's literally drowning in useless paper. The U.S. isn't pulling out of Ukraine anytime soon. They'll try to escalate through the Baltics and Poland. The EU, and to a certain degree the U.K., are getting cold feet, though.

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Дa eбaть, я ee cюдa тaщy, oнa yпёpлacь. Haхyй eй этa дыpa вcpaлacь. Я из Coчи тaк-тo

Guys i need to go to sleep
Please comfort me and tell me that nothing will HAPPEN tonight

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Yes. Seethe, cope and maybe even dilate about it.

how cute of you!

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The military has an IQ ceiling for grunts because they want to funnel the smart people into officer's schools, engineer and other support corps, the airforce, and when viable the special forces. But they also have an IQ floor because while you want your grunts dumb enough to sign up to get shot at, you sure as hell want them to be smart enough to operate their gear and follow orders.

What fucking fire map? At least give links

flightradar24.com/multiview/2c654e20

letz go

You wont believe - there is a video of cars rolling in Kremlin 1.5 hours ago, thats it.

I fucking wish they would just drop into Sweden and kill off all you treacherous sick sons of bitches in Scandinavia who think you can play games.
FUCK the glows in scandi countries. Sick bastards who think they are untouchable and thought it was funny to invite in all those rapists into their countries.

>WAAAAAAAGH

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Nice. Essence of life actually

Sir
>gay

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I have no idea because there is clearly no sign of any tanks here.

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