one time i went down the fastest slide in the local water park and almost shit my pants
Kevin Murphy
jesus fuck how do you look at this and go "yeah I'll dip into that - that sounds like fun and hygenic"
Oliver Torres
GOYFLESH GOYMEAT GOYSLOP FOR US SHLOMOS WE WANT GOY NIGGERS TO WORK HARD, VERY HARD, TO MAKE US MOISHEYS AND SHOILMEYS RICHER AND RICHER! WE DON'T LIKE WORK, WE HATE IT. WE WANT FREE TIME, MONEY, MONEYYYYYYYYYYY AND POWER AND WE KILL A LOT OF STUPID, PATHETIC GOY NIGGERS. THE GOY NIGGERS THAT SURVIVE HAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH THEIR DISGUSTING PARTNER AND REPRODUCE... US SHLOMOS WE CALL IT: >FORNICATIN' FOR PROCREATIN' AND IT'S OUR NUMBER ONE TRICK THAT WE USE TO AVOID HAVING TO WORK. WE HAVE MANY GOYIM. >TAXPAYERS >BREEDERS >WAGESLAVES >CONSUMERS >VOTERS >PROTESTERS >INCELS >SLUTS >POLITICAL ACTIVISTS >ETC MANY, MANY SAD GOYIM. THESE GOYIM ARE USED BY US SMART SHLOMOS. HARD WORK IS FOR HARD RETARDS. WORK IS FOR RETURDS. RETARD + TURD GOY NIGGERS WORK HARD. WE RELAX HARD AND PARTY HARD.
YOU KNOW, SOME OF US HAVE TO DO THE DRUGS, HAVE TO FUCK THOSE EXPENSIVE HOOKERS, TO OWN EXPENSIVE THINGS, TO TRAVEL EVERY DAY, TO NEVER WORK, TO HAVE MORE TIME, TO NEVER HAVE TO COMMUTE, NEVER HAVE TO LISTEN TO RETARDED BOSSES AND COWORKERS, NEVER HAVE TO LISTEN TO A STUPID, FAT WIFE. AND SOME OTHER PEOPLE HAVE TO WORK AND ENABLE OUR LIFESTYLE.
YOU WORK. YOU EAT ZE BUG. YOU PAY ZE TAX. YOU RAISE ZE BABY WAGESLAVE. YOU SURRENDER YOUR LIFE TO US. YOU HAVE NO PRIVACY YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS. YOU VOTE. YOU WEAR ZE MASK. YOU PAY ZE TAX. YOU TAKE ZE ESTROGEN PILL. YOU GET ZE VAXX. YOU NEVER COMPLAIN. YOU DON'T OWN ANYTHING. YOU ARE POOR. YOU DIE IN ZE WAR. YOU ARE WEAK. WEAKNESS IS GOOD. YOU ARE HAPPY.
WE EAT ZE STEAK. WE FUCK ZE SUPERMODEL PUSSY. WE SLEEP IN ZE PALACE. WE OWN ZE SWISS VILLA. WE OWN ZE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD. WE DON'T PAY ZE TAX. WE LAUNDER ZE SHEKEL. WE AVOID WORKING FOR ZE 8 HOURS A DAY. WE ZLEEP ALL DAY. WE DON'T HAVE TVs. WE DON'T HAVE STUPID WIVES. WE DON'T VOTE. WE DON'T BELIEVE IN POLITICS. WE DON'T CARE ABOUT ZE ENVIRONMENTZ. WE DON'T DIE IN WAR. WE AFFORD ANYTHING. WE HAVE NO PROBLEMS. WE ARE STRONG. WE ARE SAD... ;)
Ayden Jones
That's one big ass washing machine. Look the ones in the middle seem to be clean enough already.
>Go to the nearest Water Park, Amusement park whatever. Wait in line, follow the rules ride the rides. Swim in the pool. Be amused. Enjoy the day. Nigga, I’m not an NPC, why would I do NPC activities?
Camden Adams
yeah the slide was white and i was doing everybody in my power to avoid shitting on it KEK