We're on a roll here Article: cnn.com
ITT: We share our abortion stories with CNN
how is everyone today i am from the united kingdom
Just fine and dandy, how 'bout you?
I try larp as a nigga
wtf where did everyone go
What’s the best way to sneak in talking about my wife’s boyfriend?
Just mention that your wife has been seeing the pool guy/milkman lmao
Actual kek
I saw Clarence Thomas at a grocery store in Washington DC yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
KEK
lmao
this image gives me the feels
Same
Nice one user
Can you post the full text?
Hurtful.
First, you have to leave Ukraine alone
>First, you have to leave Ukraine alone
kek spoken like a true memefag redditard
Cope, seethe, and launch the missiles already Ivan