If I cum into a toaster, am I committing murder?(politically)

If I cum into a toaster, am I committing murder?(politically)

Attached: best-toasters-1564416746[1].png (1200x599, 578.68K)

Why would you? Life begins at conception

>thinks sperm is human
God damn youre a dumb fucking brown pos

fuckin pakis

Why is it that you have to explain even the most basic concepts to these retards? jeez

>Life begins at conception
What do you think the bagel setting on the toaster is for goyim?

Were you married to the toaster first?

First of all, you would be in violation of the DOE's Appliance and Equipement code of standards.

If I strawman or simply misunderstand the most basic of concepts of a conservative's argument, am I being persuasive?(politically)

Free vasectomy.

Sure alright

Dies your sperm have pairs of chromosomes?

No?

Then no

Haha Reductio ad absurdum world.

No egg was fertilized so no...

sperm are simply clones of you. its your property. Its living biomass the same as your body parts. it belongs to you. But when an egg and sperm meet. now you can argue that it becomes a separate legal entity. with unique dna.

an unfertilized egg is inert, sperm is also inert, it's when the sperm and the egg come together that a unique individual human begins to develop. Happy to help.

No just like a woman menstruating isn't murder. I personally don't give a flying fuck about abortions. But a fetus is a living thing, if you don't at that point consider it human it must be acknowledged that it will very soon be a human. Sounds a bit like murder. But imo let them do it. The nasty whores are going to anyways and we don't need any of those whores shooting out fatherless poorly raised children that will adapt poorly to society

birth control likely prevents many more births than abortion. frankly i find the whole issue of abortion to be pretty boring. there are more pressing issues and opportunities for social progress, regardless of one's beliefs.

How do you think toasters are made?

why are we having so many retarded strawman threads today?
are pro-abortion fags really that stupid?
The potential for life starts when the gametes unite.

sperm is alive so technically it's a whole holocaust

>am I committing murder?
No ... but if you do it right you might an hero. Try it and get back to us.

I genuinely have no idea what you're trying to say please get help