Italian astronaut Samantha Cristoforetti (bottom) replicates a scene played by Sandra Bullock in the 2013 movie...

Italian astronaut Samantha Cristoforetti (bottom) replicates a scene played by Sandra Bullock in the 2013 movie "Gravity," shown at the top in the International Space Station.

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>Sandra Bullock
stupid bitch
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Both are movie studios.

Probably even the same movie studio .

>no low cut neck so I can see the cleavage
What is even the point?

I wanna see space boobies.

which was the one that drilled a hole next to the space toilet because…uh…reasons? oh and the other one that drove out to nasa with plastic wrap and duct tape in her trunk to kidnap and murder some other chick because…uh…other reasons?

You are also not real but a bot.

they have to wear sports bras so you can't tell they're not weightless.

That’s one small spurt for man....

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Here's a clip of her demonstrating Star Trek teleportation technology on the ISS.

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I love me some space cuties

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whore

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Hot, imagine microgravity procreational sex.

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The extra radiation might even give your fetus superpowers. Maybe even an immortal cell line or two :^)

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Hiw much space sex does this american woman get on a daily basis?

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Here's a blast from the past, it's the Russian's zero-g movie studio taking off and landing again.

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Not politics

space is fake and gay

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International Space Station are made by hollywood

Correct.

Is this ...somehow political?

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NASA got to where they're at by standing on the shoulders of giants.

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Yes, because sexy women should be available everywhere I go in space.

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TFW every has a fro in space.

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so thankful we spend trillions of dollars so a few nerds can go float around doing 'experiments' like seeing how zero g effects a ww2 era jap prostitute

Wish I could smell her pits after a long day of space walking

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government propaganda is always political.

I'd rather funnel money into space prostitute research than to Israel or Africa

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Space is fake and gay, just like op

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>drove to nasal to murder someone
She was a Dyke who wore a diaper so she didn't have to stop on her way to kill gf

You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round
Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round

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Gravity was such a boring film.
From what I can remember the entire plot was
>woman goes to space but not really
>becomes whiny and delusional
I like small scale sci fi normally.

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>woman who is actually an astronaut in space pretents to be an actress in a movie pretending to be an astronaut in space
women are retarded

She could have at least picked moot's mom to emulate

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I think there was even a third one that lost her marbles. It's something about being in space - maybe women realize, for the first time in their lives, how fucking insignificant they are and the reality just breaks them.

Eurythmics, Annie Lennox, Dave Stewart - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (Official Video) -- youtu.be/qeMFqkcPYcg
It's got more cowbell.

This

Speaking of space women, this book is a pretty good read. Astrophysics is some crazy shit and I live it

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>when you're taking a nap but your nose accidentally floats into her butthole and the startle causes you to take a big sniff and then you get caught
haha sorry aboot that
>precum floats off the front of your soft but erect penis as and stains the front of your shorts as you realize her shorts and panties are finally soiled to the proper level
haha well thats awkward
>more cum floats out of your shorts and hits an electrical circuit breaker causing a flash fire
haha what the heck was that!? let me save you m'lady. those shorts you're wearing are flamable, let me rip them off you
>float into secure area of space station, lock her on the other side of air lock where it is burning and fap while sniffing her dirty panties, knowing absolutely no one will discover your discreet, dirty lil secret

there was also the other dyke who was using the international space station internet to log into her girlfriends bank account and steal money to pay her bills while she was in space so she got sent home early

no friction in space = no sex

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