I am a writer in Saturday Night Live. Tomorrow night we will be having a 60 second moment of silence for all the rape victims and victims of incest who will be forced to have their babies, plunging them into even more poverty and violence.
Special guests will be Jane Fonda, Gloria Steinem, and Madonna. U2 will play and Bono will sing a song especially written about this travesty.
Bob Saget was murdered.
>victim of rape
Shoot them first
>victim of incest
LMAO WHAT?
>Special guests will be Jane Fonda, Gloria Steinem, and Madonna. U2 will play and Bono will sing a song especially written about this travesty.
...ok boomer
you forgot chevy chase, pete davidson, and stephen colbert
SNL sucks.
I'm listening
In a healthy society the rapist would be killed. Not the baby.
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That sounds like the worst and most unfunny show ever
You do understand SNL is a Sketch comedy show?
RemindMe! 24 hours
>60 second moment of silence
Sounds like the best SNL skit weve seen in years!
Get off my board you fucking scum sucking faggot
what about Bob Faget
Cubic bricks
Lap
>all the rape victims and victims of incest who will be forced to have their babies
All 24 of them huh.
Deep.
18 U.S. Code § 2383 - Rebellion or insurrection
Whoever incites, sets on foot, assists, or engages in any rebellion or insurrection against the authority of the United States or the laws thereof, or gives aid or comfort thereto, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States.
18 U.S. Code § 2331 - Terrorism (Domestic) Definitions
(5)the term “domestic terrorism” means activities that—
(A)involve acts dangerous to human life that are a violation of the criminal laws of the United States or of any State;
(B)appear to be intended—
(i)to intimidate or coerce a civilian population;
(ii)to influence the policy of a government by intimidation or coercion; or
(iii)to affect the conduct of a government by mass destruction, assassination, or kidnapping; and
(C)occur primarily within the territorial jurisdiction of the United States; and
(6)the term “military force” does not include any person that—
(A)has been designated as a—
(i)foreign terrorist organization by the Secretary of State under section 219 of the Immigration and Nationality Act (8 U.S.C. 1189); or
(ii)specially designated global terrorist (as such term is defined in section 594.310 of title 31, Code of Federal Regulations) by the Secretary of State or the Secretary of the Treasury; or
(B)has been determined by the court to not be a “military force”.
DNC politicans and social media users and executives that promote violence should be charged with Insurrection.
Joe Biden, Churck "Race War NOW!" Schumer, and AOC all are on record as calling for attacks on the Judicial Branch.
Arrest Joe Biden for Insurrection.
If AG Garland does not arrest Joe Biden, then arrest AG Garland, he is an Israeli Mossad Spy, this part of a Mossad Psyop.
The DNC supports Nancy Pelosi kidnapping, torturing, and murdering of anyone she claims was near the capitol on Jan 6, 2016.
Pelosi Insurrection
Don't care not watching. Also, your show sucks
>You do understand SNL is a Sketch comedy show?
To be fair, SNL hasn't had anything to do with comedy for years.
Anyone else remember when they sang an ode of loyalty to Obama? I ‘member. Every time I hear about the pill addicts that worship moloch on SNL I’m glad I stopped watching that shitshow twenty years ago.
>You do understand SNL is a Sketch comedy show?
Uh, we are a state-sanctioned comedy show. If we depended on viewership and ratings we would have gone off the air in the mid-1980's.
The only travesty is that line-up.
This.
That’s fucking horrible.
>Laughing at the notion that incest is bad and is considered to have a victim
>The flag
No surprises here, Luigi.
Yeah, yeah, yeah... how about this? how about, ya know. ya know. how about, I don't know, maybe go fuck yourself?
Forgiveness only stops on Judgment Day.
When your body is alive, Christ is your defense attorney.
When your body dies, Christ is your judge.
Prepare yourselves.
>N is highlighted in logo
racist ass muhfuckas
Explain to the people at home how to fuck themselves
>bono will sing sunday bloody sunday
>SNL will actually be good for a full minute.
Bullshit.
.01% of abortion is for that.
Why don't you do a skit about interracial rape and use the DOJ crime stats on say black men raping white women (over 30,000) vs white men raping black women (statistically zero. Yeah I was surprised too but yeah)
How bout assaults on Asians in San Francisco by race. **Soiker*** you won't like who does 95% of all assaults on Asians.
A gold-plated hangar would be a great retirement gift for a very, very good whore.
Will you also parody the fact that Obama, Biden and Pelosi had the chance to codify Roe Vs Wade back in 2008 when they had the absolute majority just like right now and didn't do it to keep it as a political issue???
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No one watches your show because it is unfunny political hackery
>silence for all the rape victims and victims of incest
so the 0.01% of all abortion reasons
maybe use 60 seconds to say to 99.9% of sluts to just not fuck around that much
Oh no no... Pimps will force their hoes to get tubal ligation*
*Especially if we create a charity that will subside the procedure and gift them $5000.
>I am a writer in Saturday Night Live.
Stopped reading there, as this is the only excuse for suicide that you need. Please do it, but be sure to reccomend it to the other writers and cast before you do.
>SNL
Does anyone watch that shit anymore? Victims of Incest? Most of the (((people))) you work for commit the act of incest everyday with their children, but you turn a blind eye to that.
Your show fucking sucks and hasn't been good in years. If you are actually a writer, kill yourself on camera tomorrow night. I got a 4 day nut waiting.
When does Belushi's bit come on?
Disease spreading death, entire population dies
Dead before you're born, massive suicide
Vicious game of fear, it's all extermination now
Poison in your veins, global genocide
Slaughter governs law, the apocalypse begins
Pain becomes the norm, seeking homicide
Beware the coming storm that starts illuminating fires
God is laughing hard, man has gone insane
World painted blood
No sanctuary
World painted blood
No sanctuary
Tip the human scale, follow revelations plan
It must come to pass, secret shadows lie
Blue print haunting dreams in which manipulation wins
Speak no hidden fears, religion neutralized
Emerged from the dark, sadist mercenary ride
Realm of this world, godless messengers
Sickless, mindless hate becoming evolution's cure
Planets usher in alignment, God has died
World painted blood
No sanctuary
World painted blood
No sanctuary
God send death, watch it bleed, justified
Manufactured lives born in Hell
Angels fall, wings on fire, crucified
Terrorizing man, burn the world
Reflecting eyes, sickle swings, wave of blood
Suicidal mind from the start
Endless pain, open wounds, slit the throat
Radiation child seeks the throne
Strafing down demigods certain death
Coming from the stars, lord of all
Dark rift rise, flourish life, perish man
We destroy ourselves, cease to live
Children's blood feed the dead sea of flesh
Catastrophic fall, rest in Hell
Flaming corpse, screaming eyes, watch it die
Walk among the dead, pick your grave
Like a disease spreading death
Erasing your existence
Like a disease spreading death
Erasing your existence
Like a disease spreading death
Erasing your existence
Like a disease spreading death
Erasing your existence
Satan's hand begins the end and frees the world forever
Gomorrah's dream to live in sin has reached its critical mass
Man himself has become God and laughs at his destruction
In which we trust a secret government is now in total collapse
>I am a writer in Saturday Night Live.
that sounds more funny than the usual bubblegum jewmor on SNL
No one watches that crappy show, it hasn't been funny in 27 years.
I thought bono was a devout catholic
I would have loved to have seen Norm's thoughts on yesterday.
>Bob Saget was murdered.
You mean coerced to get vxed and got heart failuer?
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eat shit and die faggot
Why was Saget murdered tho?
Also do you ever piss in your coworkers coffee?
He may or may not have the most massive Couric. We don't know.
as long as they mention Zelensky, I'm ok with this
>Why was Saget murdered tho?
Rumor has it Bob Saget Raped and Killed a Girl in 1990.
We need to pretend to be leftists and bring this point up, good demoralizing tactic.
"As a proud feminist, I just feel let down by the Democrats, they had a chance to save our personal rights over our bodies in 2008 but fucking chose to string us along and failed to make it permanent when they could. Fuck them for doing this to us all!"
Why don't you just convince them to do an entire hour of silence.
Pitch it to be like Andy Kaufman.