FYI, if you need legal assistance tonight, please use the following information

no they have bail funds to bond the pantifas out and shit like that, the DA drops the charges no matter what, but these legal co-ops spring the fuckers out so they can be back on the street for the next nights riots

Hot

i love you

Somebody draw a star of david on their logo

nlg-seattle.org/

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Do you have Battletoads?

>This line is for LEGITIMATE legal inquiries only, please don't waste their time with calls that are not in regard to actual legal issues.

Of course. Wouldn't want anyone to do that. :)

>help i accidentally robbed a store, allegedly
>i wuz protestin

Fuck it im gonna bump twice

This is the Any Forums I remember.
I wonder if these lawyers know where I can get a copy of battletoads?

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cheers fellow oldfag

i wonder if those lawers are the Krusty Krab?

Guys please don't mess around with this hotline, legit calls only. It is not a pizza place, they don't have battletoads, they don't want to hear you eating/execrating something messy

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just found out my kitten "tina turner" is a boy
should i abort her or accept accept her being "trans"

kek they're actually still answering calls right now.
disappointed in you fags but also pleased with the brief "conversation" I had with the biocunt that answered

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I need legal advice

Ill make sure to call them many times. We all need their help.

they are closed, I wanted to tell Katie she's one fine piece of punan and confirm the fact that she fucks racist White dudes like me because male feminists are the big gay.

washesay?

Will they protect my constitutional right to have niggers tongue my anus?

If you call, please remember to record your conversation on vacaroo for your safety and the safety of the protestors.

Fucking RadioGrafitti it

I just asked if they could bail me out for pulling a hate crime on a bunch of faggots.

and? what they say?

Call with actual false reports. Make up a good story to actually get them to send people.

I wonder if they have Battletoads

post your vocaroos

>Seattle

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This is misinformation damn you!

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Please don't waste their time, guys. They have important work to do bailing out commies

>I need legal advice
shut the fuck up. thank me later
youtube.com/watch?v=sgWHrkDX35o

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someone post their recordings of the "legal advice" they received, i'm too lazy to call them myself.