What weapon should I get to defend my neighborhood if I was neighbors with a scotus judge?

What weapon should I get to defend my neighborhood if I was neighbors with a scotus judge?

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Chainsaw and meth

S-Mine 35s are a good start

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High capacity assault rifle

>Hammer
>Saran Wrap
>Bleach

pocket sand

pepper spray, to keep it gay
and a flamethrower to roast them roasties

super soaker filled with dawn dishwashing fluid

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fire hose and 10,000 gallons of Mr Bubbles

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Flamethrower.

Black dildo. Conveniently, the scotus judge's house probably has several.

.50 cal

Based

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A weapon can only do so much to protect you. You will also need fortifications. I suggest a wall of job applications to slow down the horde.

Rifle, for those approaching or fleeing.
Handgun / Shotgun if they enter your dwelling.
Machete / Trench Knife at the ready while reloading.

after reading all these news stories about epstein, i'd say the best weapon you can have is a video of your local district attorney or important politician with an underaged kid.

that weapon is amazing. it even works through the walls in prisons, it can remotely shut off video cameras, it can erase all kinds of stuff, and it can make the police, the military, the intelligence community and the DOJ do *anything you want*. No questions asked, you just snap your fingers and it happens.

i've looked at places like Walmart and Costco and even Outdoor World, but so far I haven't been able to find one. But if I find somewhere that sells them, I will let you guys know right away.

Adjustable sprinklers

>kerosene
>5 gallon tub with lid
>hose pump adapter
>hose
>pic related
street will be lit

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