BAM! BAM! BAM!

>BAM! BAM! BAM!
>WARRANT SEARCH! OPEN THE DOOR!
>OPEN THE DOOR NOW!

what do?

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Fuck off kikes.

get naked and start jacking so I can cum the moment they burst down the door

>what do?
shoot back

Earn some red laces.

>WARRANT
>asking you to open the door
Pick one

Ask him

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Offer them coffee and cake.

Hand them all of my fake identification and tell them they have mistaken me with my brother who uses my address for fraud sometimes.

uhhh the abortion clinic is down the road, officer.

>strip naked
>start sucking my own dick
>tuck legs behind my head to form a compact ball
>roll into them like a fucking droideka when they kick down the door

>>roll into them like a fucking droideka
fucking lost it

Get my mother fucking Glock and shoot them in their nigger loving faces.

LOL

niggers cant execute search warrants. nigger.

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go away baitin'

they're no match for droidekas

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Put out a plate of watermelon and fried chicken to distract them

This is a no nigger zone!

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Laugh from my porch next door. Stupid niggers