Tools that will help you survive the upcoming SEX STRIKE
Women will be going on a SEX STRIKE
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Time to say goodbye to real women.
>Tools that will help you survive the upcoming SEX STRIKE
No need, I've been preparing for this for years.
I'VE BEEN TRAINING FOR MY WHOLE LIVE FOR THIS MOMENT!
I'VE BEEN 100% SEX FREE FOR 30 YEARS AND I CAN EASILY DO 30 MORE!
I wish sex dolls would be sold in my country, I just want to experience once how it feels to you know..
Only tranime faggot fuck doll. It is a sin in The Bible if you cum outside your wife's womb
HOLY SHIT. WHAT A GIGACHAD!
I'm planning to buy the bodypillow in the rop-right corner btw
Our time has come
Oh goodness
This so called sex strike from wamynd wont be for the bbc. You know all the whores will be fucking the negro still.
femboys can't get pregnant
when your monke brain is horny it has 0 standards and can’t tell the difference, feels like any other woman. Just gotta get a little air mattress hand pump to dry out the holes or it WILL mold
Oh noes they sex strike
What will we do.
Getting women to not be lose whores and open their hole for only their bf or spouse was the idea all along.
Just use a shower
>rings striking rods
Something about a sexdoll just feels pathetic.
Based and bussy-pilled.
Thats because it is
Having owned one of these dolls, I can say that the intimacy is pretty damn close to a real woman. You can bury your face in her shoulder as you cum in her, bite her lips, e.t.c. The only downside is that they're lazy fucks that can't wash themselves, or coordinate their weight so you're basically carrying a long unbalanced table, but the pros outweigh the cons so long as you're a good caretaker for your wife.
Hookers and junkies sure wont.
Had sex last week, going to tonight and tomorrow with two different women, and I am all for this. Fuck women they aren't worth it
is this a Q reference?
Dont you have muslims to apologize to?
Anyone on Bumble can confirm.
Sex strike, huh? Whatever will I do? I'm literally shaking. Oh please anything but that!
>can't abort fetuses anymore
>abstain from sex in protest
It's like a joke Norm Macdonald would write
Funny enough if two dudes shared a women and became co daddies it would still be a better family than three women.
i have prepared for this day
It's a good thing the bible is a bunch of made up bullshit then huh?
As an avid cunny connoisseur those dolls creep me out.
perfect in every way, can even change a tire
Don you have Niggers too kneel for?
Women consider dildos empowering, but fear the power of the sex doll. (He married the doll and dated an ash tray)
I dont think Americans understand Right wingers at all, its like they have a brain bug or someshit.
>WELL WE WONT HAVE SEX THEN.
Good, fuck off, hole.
Healthiest relationship in Russia.
Chad.
>Don you have Niggers too kneel for?
That's white boys department, Not Native Americans thing.
Who are we kidding? No they won't. Women need attention for their mental well being men don't sure many thirsty and perverted men may THINK they need women to survive but nothing changes in their lives without them.
You are Native American?
I heard you guys are cool
>Tools that will help you
I jerk off into a sock and save my self the 50 bucks to go to a hooker.
I cant even remember what a roastie smells like, I literally just do not care.
I am like phil collins, I just dont care anymore.
I got all I need
it is the only way for us bros, we can't fight the tide, we must ride with it.
What's sex?
wow, iimagine a gf that lets you drink all you want and then you can still fuck her
>take that you fucking roastie
Based. Men are better at everything.
Ok shlomo you can stop promoting faggotry now
god damn
Pedos get the rope.
most if not all women are vaxxed so sex has been out of the question for me for way over 1 year. buy a sex toy or a few, they are awesome, feel the same, and don't talk back.
It's not gay if it's with a qt female(of penis)
Mold that spawns from rotting, dried semen - ugh! Just jack your little weiners like normal guys do on a dry spell. Sex dolls are for losers.
learn to draw
Then I guess they won't need abortions.
Women are not attractive. They are STUPID AS FUCK and everything about them is FAKE.
May as well fuck a femboy
>intimacy is pretty damn close to a real woman
Spoken like a man who's never touched a real woman. Before you give your "expert" opinion to any impressionable young retards in this thread, you need to fuck a real woman - even if it's just a prostitute. Did any of you sexdoll perverts try having real sex first? Lmao.
user you are Gay
Based reality observer
I have a fleshlight and Shoujo Ramune 1-4 torrented. WAGMI bros.