I have a theory that white people are actually nocturnal creatures

I have a theory that white people are actually nocturnal creatures.

Think about it. We step outside for a sunny day and after a few hours our skin literally burns.
We aren't meant to be in the sun.
I'm meant to sleep during the day and come out at night like a carnivorous hunting animal like a cat or lion.

Whites shouldn't get sunlight since we didn't evolve with it.
The high doses of vitamin D are actually toxic and lead to all sorts of health problems.
Do yourself a favour, stay out of the sun. Your nocturnal body will thank you.

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Vampires

Vampires of capitalism.

Yeah but there’s no city that runs this way. I thought phoenix would be it because it’s fucking hot, makes sense but shit dies at 9am. Stock market only trades daytime anyway.

As someone who geographically spends most of the year living in a shadow being depressed, I can tell you that sunlight significantly improves your mood and energy.

*9pm

Cats tend to be crepuscular hunters

Yep, this is the final redpill - white people are like morrowind races. We also get a boost to charisma and a couple neat cooldowns

yea maybe is because you come from grey sun starving depressing shitholes

>have a theory that white people are actually nocturnal creatures

>blocks your path

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I’m white and I take forever to burn
I have hung out with friends in pools for a full day and they end up having to lay down in their bathtub for hours because they get blisters on their back because I kept them out too long, kind of funny/sad

If you spent an hour a day in sunlight after a week you wouldn't burn any more. 2 weeks tops.
t. southerner

Fuck off, I love the sun

Who's the subhuman now? Imagine being afraid of the glorious life-giving sun.

It's rain. More rain = more white.
The whitest people in the world live in pic related.

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Not noctural, we used to live in heavily forested areas. I wondered why crakas have light eyes but inuits and eskimos dont. Cause they live in places with snow only and no trees. The sun reflecting off the snow with light eyes is more dazzling. Light eyes in forested areas is beneficial though due to low light from tree cover.

You forgot to add, the more you're in the sun, the more resilient you are to sun burn and instead you build what's known as a tan. So to say we don't belong in the sun..

Actually we're made to be in shade most of the time because Europe used to be mostly forested. Getting no sunlight is just as bad for you

south american rain forests are covered in rain and not white

you have it all wrong. white people are alien to this planet. we have just evolved over the years to somewhat tolerate it.

Why do you think we’re one of the few species without eyeshine

Yes here it's actually lighting now

And fat people were just born underwater in their natural environment too, right

It's jungle and not forest

> south american rain forests are covered in rain
Not all the time.

sunburn is actually fungus dying

Well several native American tribes do have a some myths about a tribe of pale skinned people that mainly come out at night.
I don't think you are right but it's interesting to think about.

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time wasting shill thread

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sage

you just bumped it you idiot. reply and bump it again. you're probably a jew.

phoenix has alot of old people that wake up at 4am and go to bed at 8pm. las vegas is the closest your gonna get to an overnight city

Your theory is flawed and comes from misinterpretation of some data.
I am a night person. My ideal sleep times is from like 3 or 4 am until 11 or 12.
My most productive hours are from like 1700 until 0200.
I can see really well in low light environments.

But my father is different.
He wakes up at 5 or 6 am every day and goes to sleep around 2200.
He is most productive from 8 am until 12.
He can't see shit in low light environments.

I burn first time when exposed to strong sunlight. Later on after first burning and when skin gets that layer I do not burn anymore and require no sunscreen at all. It just gets darker a shade and stops there.

No, our homelands are just cloudy. Work nightshift and you will notice your health declining alarmingly quickly and rebounding even faster if you go back to days.

whites evolved for the late Pleistocene, mostly during last glacial maximum when solar irradiance was much less than it is today (weaker UV intensity). Research milankovitch cycles.

Africa was most likely brown skinned instead of black. The Khoi San of South Africa is direct evidence of this.