/Canada general/ America hate edition

Let me tell you something about Canada, that Americans would never understand. In Canada WE are the superior nation in every regard. You fat FUCKS always say “Canadians are obsessed”, but let me tell you something you ignorant school shooting, Mexican/black, OBESUM, and unclean and uneducated faggots; you would be ‘obsessed’ too if you were next to a disgusting and FAILED abortion of a country.

I’m PROUD of being Canadian. I’m proud of the fact that I’m NOT AMERICAN. Every Canadian worth his salt, syrup and Timbits is proud of this

We have lots of immigrants in this country. And I can tell you with full confidence that I’d prefer 1,000,000,000 of each over a single American ANY day of the week. The moment somebody makes the choice to come here over the disgusting pile of REFUSE that is “over there”, they are by default SUPERIOR.

All of you had stupid spic parents that simply weren’t smart enough to come up here, and are of low class TRASH from all of your respective countries. And that’s a fact

In Canada you can be anything without the pain of being judged like you would in the capitalist aids-ridden hellhole down south. There is no such thing as crime here. There is no such thing as poverty here. No such thing as starvation. No such thing as sexual assault. And most of all, no such thing as being an AmeriFUCK.

Hell, I’m Canada you can be anything without the pain of being judged. You could literally be a purple goblin with a dildo on you forehead with sparkles and shit covering your feet and people would STILL understand, that’s how we roll, that’s what makes us superior.

Anything would be better as an alternative than being an American fuck up.

FUCK America and FUCK all the Americans reading this fucking comment.

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Americans hate America too
But Canada will always be second horse to this shithole

Another stress free day, crime free day, shooting free day, free Healthcare day, robbing free day. AMA

Yeah, what makes it better and not the exact same
Everytime I go there it’s literally the same shit but with more Indians and Chinese instead of Mexicans

To preface I’m cynical of america and am in no way thinking it’s better than Canada; because I think they’re both equally miserable

Shut up you faggot this country is a degenerate hell hole and our health care isnt free if you have a job, and is total shit.

Even the Canada general, a thread purportedly devoted to Canadian affairs; is centered on discussing Americans. Kek, absolutely rent free.

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Idk i never actually been to the states

America is such a SHIT place to share a border with

I’ve been to that horrid disgusting place in my youth

Every fucking time I went to the US in my youth there’s always somebody starting shit.

I go over there once in college with my Indian friend, tells me that “there’s this sick party dude, we just need to drive over there”, I tried to warn him I really did. I ended up going with my friend group because those fuckers are hella dumb and would probably get shot, or get killed by the police

So we go and guess what? It’s a normal fucking party. It was a fucking goof and now we’re all stuck here with a bunch of american poseurs like tools

Some chick tries talking to me, asking me about myself but I’m NOT having it. I would rather DIE than commingle with an American slut. Your women are all whores, and I do mean all of them

So I cut her off and tell her “listen BITCH I don’t need you or your company ruining my fucking mood any further You are all horrid pretenders here; you’ve never seen a real party like a Canadian one”

Instead of backing away the dumb bitch is intrigued. Her stupid deformed american brain thinks I must be kidding.

“Oh yeah, how do?”

“Watch me, bitch”

I walk up to this roided out retard and yank a handle of fireball from him. Before he can react I jump on the fucking table, kick all the cups and glass stupid shit to the ground and get everybody’s attention

“What the fuck man, there’s glass everywhere”

“KEEP QUIET FAG ASS, you fucking american retards are fucking PUSSIES”

I chug and down the whole handle right there in one go. My friends are cheering me on and the rest of the crowd are stunned at my display, like a bunch of queers

I throw the bottle on the ground and jump off the table, causing it to fall and break, big fuckin deal- the US has literally destabilized the Middle East

The roid monkey steps up

“I don’t know who the fuck you are but you need to knock this shit out”

I’m not having it anymore.

“The only thing getting knocked out is your dumb inbred bitch ass, you fucking american”

I swing

The dude catches me hard in the stomach. I vaguely remember that I start to projectile vomit on him, I’m pretty fucked up at this point

The guy is all “ahhh wtf”

My friends, the only other Canadians here, come to help me. My Indian friend hits him really fucking hard in the nose as we all run past everybody

The dumb bitch that talked to me is now at the door blocking us

“Hey, the police have been called. You fucking psychos.”

I look at her in the eyes and belch

“The only authority I recognize in this cancer ridden SHITHOLE is the Canadian Mounties, and guess what bitch?”

Before she can open her mouth, I swing a hard kick right into her disgusting cooter, causing her to jolt up with the impact before falling on the floor where she belongs

My comrades laugh and they drag me out

“Bro, you’re fucking crazy dude”

Realizing the police might be here soon, we run across several kilometers to where our car was parked, and fortunately it was a very far ways away

The American police would gun us down like he dogs they were so we made haste (while I hobbled and vomited a few more times)

This is only ONE of many memories of this craphole, it’s the closest thing to a good one I can think of

You tempt me, MUTT, and I’ll fucking humiliate you with more experiences I’ve suffered and persevered through

You baboon

Fuck you.

>Canadian Foundational Myth is to hate Americans so they can never better themselves. They have turned themselves into a prison state.
>Here's a full blown faggot Canadian that will explain why Canadians are the biggest faggots.
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That was a good piece of realistic fiction user

also canada is just onions-america and canadian beer sucks

The only “fictional” thing you should worry about is your military “”””strength””””

>former Combat role that served with MUTTS
Let me tell you something

Americans are some of the most VILE and irredeemable people in the planet. I genuinely CANNOT stand them

I served in the Canadian Military. They were all FAT, MESTIZO and loud arrogant as fuck

I don't care that they were Mexicans, I cared that they were fucking retarded hypocrites always saying "let's kill some brown people"; when they themselves were even BROWNER. It was hard not to laugh

They'd always brag about killing when most of them were PoG pieces of SHIT

And whenever shit got hot, it was always them that would cry to their "Madres", "moms" or "mummahs"

Whenever anyone of them would die they would BRAY like pigs. We would laugh in our barracks

Holy shit what pieces of shit pussies they were

In my contract jobs back in Canada i worked some time as a welder and did projects in the states

They were all inept assholes here too

Fuck them, everything you've heard about their country is true and more

They are not white, they are fat, and they are truly the lowest form of "human" out there

Based Maple Bro come over here and join us in making fun of your countries cucks who love sucking logs out of Trudeaus Anus

Canada's entire identity is: Not being the USA, except when we form every national policy based on what happens in the US

You werent even your own country until like the 1990s. Stfu leaf

Were you tonguing trudeaus asshole as you posted this?

>loyalists just hated america and loved the monarchy
why do they always act like the second a british person leaves britain they become stateless and cultureless new people, id rather go with my own than some faggot freemasons that sucked the cream cheese out of french dick and got ordered around by french men

The difference between our "multiculturalism" is that we have ethnic enclaves such as the chink port of Vancouver and the frog province of Quebec. There is little race mixing. America is a "melting pot" aka muttland. Even the "whites" are mixed with spics mixed with blacks mixed with ?????