Make waaaay for Zelenskyyyyyy!
Say hey to Zelensky!
Hey! Clear the way, we come from afar
Hey you, let us through it's the old film star
Oh, come be the first on your block to conscript
Make way, here he comes, sound alarms, drop some bombs
Oh you're gonna love this guy!
Zelensky, fabulous he, ukraini slava
genuflect, show some respect, down on one knee
Now try your best to stay calm
Don't start another pogrom
Then come and see his spectacular democracy
Zelensky, mighty is he, geroyam slava
He's abrupt, rich and corrupt, definitely
He faced the Russian led hordes
A hundred figurative orcs
Who mobilized men with pitchforks?
Why, Zelenskyyy
He's lost 20% of his country
Eastern Oblasts, he's lost 4 to 5
When it comes to his cocaine supply
Has he switched to glue? I'm telling you
It's a world-class democracy
Zelensky, cornered is he, it's time to withdraw
That retreat, who could compete, pure tactician
Well, get out your camera phones
Adjust your NATO drones, and
commit war crimes as bid by Zelensky
He's got US and Israeli fundings
And to use them, he pockets a fee
He's got mercenaries and he's got nazis
They bow to his whim, love shilling him
Willing to commit atrocity, Zelensky
Zelensky, "please goy, give me", his word is the law
Heard you hate russia with vim, lovely to see!
And that, good people, is why
He got coked up and hung dry
With sixty rabbis, reddit cohorts
With US ambassadors, IMF support
With his azov batallion, EU rapscallions
His Poles that seethe right on key
Make way for Zelensky!
