Brit/pol/

Shit phone mate. You poor?

Inside my heart is breaking
My makeup may be flaking
But my smile
Still stays on

Attached: 1656026627067.gif (640x640, 776.75K)

who want their pussy ate?

Clean that fucking mirror

Bussy?
Extra clean

Dadberg was EXTREMELY proud because I got my first top result recently. Gave me a big hug said he was super proud. Mumberg very impressed too, was going to order takeaway because of it but I said save the money and I'll go to the shop and buy dinner.
Reckon I'm in her good books now, she was very impressed.

I wish he never got the Chewbacca role. If George Lucas went with some other midget we wouldn't have to endure this arrogant, talentless asshole.

Attached: 1579779294Warwick_Davis.jpg (1085x1445, 62.09K)

youtu.be/zKdxd718WXg

I love the fact in brit/pol/ we all just do bicep curls to try and one up each other. We're like a bunch of autistic racist kangaroo's kek

Hate the stuff where he's with Pilkington and Ricky Gervais. Out of his depth. He's not funny nor witty. Just a fly on the wall really, no pun intended.

thanks la
ginge should give up his luxury car and yacht dealership dreams and take up acting
iphone 11 mate
stay mad
public bathroom m8

Like the CIA
Or the FBI

socialistworker.co.uk/marxismfestival/

Who wants to come with me? You'll have to pay travel and expenses though I'm poor af.

That weird but okay

Might have a wankington while the wife is out walking the baby

Come round mine and we can have our own Marxism festival
I'll make some sandwiches and we can queue up in the garden before we eat them

checked
unironically peak Any Forums

NaCl

Attached: 1656081496445m.jpg (554x1024, 80.29K)

Its like conversational jousting, tryna demount one another from alleged high horses infront of a gang of retards for fun. I luv it.

Attached: Polish_20220624_155838259.png (1080x623, 284.7K)

>walking the baby
youtu.be/j0SoYIke4UE

>Dadberg was EXTREMELY proud because I got my first top
Waheyy you sort of lost your virginity lad!

This important to you?
Were you nearly aborted?

checked
heil

he is the one

Attached: 145363536536363.jpg (955x1200, 413.41K)

youtube.com/watch?v=YXfoKJEqRPs
timestamps
00:47 - UK Military
04:36 - MI5 and MI6
16:14 - Mike Pompeo's Threat
24:34 - Labour Friends of Israel
26:44 - Accusations Against Him
32:28 - The Guardian
38:47 - Julian Assange
43:31 - Keir Starmer
43:31 - Suspension from the Labour Party
50:28 - Arms to Saudi Arabia

Spoke to this nice middle aged lady today whilst walking dogberg. I LOVED her cool dog, it was an awesome wippet and christ it was fast and agile. I love dogberg and his endless endurance, his ability to swim through a fucking swamp, his extremely high workrate etc but he holds no candle to these wippets in terms of speed and agility. I threw the ball and they are both fall gas, similar acceleration speed but then the wippet just unleashes a second burst and passes dogberg.
Incredible dog, really really want one. Looked so delicate and she said it was really emotionally receptive.
>tfw no wippet fren to comfort me when I'm sad
Dogberg attacked the poor beast a few times because it was interfering with his ball throwing.

BoldlyGlowingNowhere straight in there with calls for pitchforks

He isn't funny. He has no charisma or charm. And he's horrible to look at. The only reason he got the job in star wars is because he was a midget small enough to fit into the costume. If the child labour laws didn't exist they'd have gone with a child instead of him.
His biggest crime is having dwarf children. Sure he got lucky with being on tv and probably has a few quid but he's one of 2 dwarves that made it.
Once all the star wars money has gone his kids will have a choice of midget porn or circus clowns like all the millions of other dwarves.

>be me
>walking on the pavement
>kid goes past on his bike
>mentions the n word to his friend

I haven't had a drink since October

had 4 glasses of gin last night and its fucked me up pretty bad

Attached: fad.jpg (1920x1541, 126.15K)

Fucking hell lads,
this covid shit ain't no joke
hit me like a tonne of bricks
at least I get some time off work innit

Send Assange to Ukraine

Ever thought about a greyhound? Bigger faster stronger version of the same thing

I've lost 2kg in 10 days I've stripped muscle and fat away to be light and fast.
Need to squat in the off season though my legs are super skinny right now and I need power for sprints.

post biceps

hope you get better soon tho curryman

Not even had it yet
Feel like I'm going to be the last person in the country

You can pay nurses to come give you an iv drip now lad, get some new lips as your at it.

>hit me like a tonne of bricks
If you've not had it before then yeah, it's bad. But then it's just like a cold afterwards.
Makes you realize what the indigenous dudes went through during colonization.

Big glasses?

youtu.be/cntvEDbagAw

Avv yee had ur jabbies?

Attached: 1609975835430.jpg (1019x986, 229.32K)

Whippets are great. Bloke in my old local used to have one, bit shy, she used to sit under his table but if you smiled at her shed come bounding over.

closer than josh got anyways lol

You can run, but Nonce Hunters will still find you.

Kek

No she said they're a bit fucked with their spine being so long. And I've seen a lot of them. They seem to lack energy and real drive. This small whippet was bolting around. Just the loveliest most playful gazelle like creature. Mix between a cat and a dog.
What a lovely little beast, REALLY want one.
I wanted to get into competitive dogs too because I love competition and I love dogs. Might look into a well bred boarder collie and train it to do competitions.
Mumberg happy with my neethood and says I need bennies, based. So I spend all my time exercising myself and my dogs. Ultra based.

no
thanks
managed to stay clear until now

honestly, I think about this quite often. most of human history has been fucking awful
>scrape your foot
>oh look, you might die from tetanus
>good luck
uhhh....
yes actually. which is why I think I've scraped through for so long without getting it desu.

Way more people haven't had it than they pretend
expose-news.com/2022/04/18/19milllion-unvaccinated-31million-not-boosted-england

Attached: FWBoOP-XoAA169P.jpg (703x900, 146.32K)

UK Gov. report admits 19.2 million people in England have not had a single dose of a Covid-19 Vaccine, and another 12 million have refused a 2nd or 3rd Dose

Attached: image-223-1.png (1024x752, 43.59K)

start buying gun