>Minister for Brexit Opportunities Jacob Rees-Mogg reveals some of the EU laws he is eager to scrap post-Brexit, including one which gives the UK "very funny numbers."
>LBC's Rachael Venables asked Mr Rees-Mogg to name some "ridiculous" laws he is eager to see removed from the 2,400 publicised on the site.
>He replied: "In and of itself it is trivial...so if you go through the Dartford Tunnel, there have been signs saying how you get out of it every 25 metres.
>"In this country we used yards for road signs so the signs say 121 yards in one direction and 152 yards in the other. We've got very funny numbers and this is all because of EU regulation hitting UK law and coming up with an odd answer.
>"But this isn't the only one. When you look through it, the amount of things we regulate, the detail of things we regulate. You ask: 'Why are we doing that?' If the equipment is safe and works, why does it need a product specific regulation?"
>Ukraine granted EU candidate status >EU leaders approved Ukraine and Moldova as candidate countries, marking one step in a journey that could take decades to complete Brexit vindicated yet again
>he couldn't pull the trigger >he couldn't maintain a wife >he couldn't raise his child >he couldn't safely drive an hgv >he couldn't man up and meet for a fight >he couldn't keep his home from burning down >he couldn't stay in his ex wife's dad's garage >he couldn't handle a sniff of nutmeg >he couldn't ask his neighbour to turn the music down >he couldn't stand up to cummy josh >he couldn't stay off the booze >he couldn't cut his own hair >he couldn't keep his cool under pressure >he couldn't fold a piece of paper >he couldn't complete a OU course >he couldn't convince himself to buy Bitcoin >he couldn't prevent getting banned from uniformed service >he couldn't repay rabbit the money he borrowed >he couldn't foresee the invasion of Ukraine >he couldn't finish Hitchens's book about God >he couldn't afford the bus fare >he couldn't stop recording a vocaroo of himself seething >he couldn't stop himself battering his gf >he couldn't avert a major trouser incident >he couldn't manually pleasure a 6/10 boots cashier >he thinks you envy him
What a fucking spastic he is. One of the most prominent pro-Brexit voices and that's the sort of example he gives of something he wants to change?
Josiah Howard
Fucking hell I thought I was being funny. Sorry.
Parker Gonzalez
How many Jewish lads are you?
Jaxson White
Feels like I'm slurpin' on dago's knob Slurp-slurp-slurpin' on dago's knob Slurp-slurp-slurpin' on dago's knob Slurp-slurp-slurpin' on dago's knob Slurp-slurp-slurpin' on dago's knob, eh yeah
Nah mate I'm dropping it, didn't realise it was a bit of a joshpost desu.
Elijah Lopez
I once battered a spanish lass for asking if I wanted "fries" after I asked for chips in an upscale flat roof pub in Spain. The sheer contempt euros have for our culture is disgusting.
Easton Nguyen
Have you looked around our country? We're not exactly a nation of Adonises and Aphrodites ourselves
