Europe commits suicide crying out "Take that Putler!"

European Union has officially included Ukraine, which had been attacked by Russia, among the candidate countries. In addition, Chancellor Olaf Scholz (SPD) and his colleagues decided at an EU summit on Thursday to also grant Moldova the status of a candidate country, as Council President Charles Michel announced. The Belgian spoke of a "historic moment". EU Commission President Ursula von der Leyen commented: "Today is a good day for Europe."
With the unanimous decision of the 27 member states, the EU recognizes the efforts of the two countries to gain accession prospects and wants to encourage them to continue on the path with determination.

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post yfw russia closes the gas off

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Remember the Greek debt crisis? Imagine that, times ten with Ukraine, the poorest and most corrupt country in all of Europe.

The EU is going to massively regret this. Half of the country's population will simply flee into Europe to escape the shit hole, causing it to collapse.

Are the Jews trying to manually bring God back?

Like don't you think San Francisco New York and LA are literal Sodom and Gomorrah

If only you knew who Ursula really was.

Gfl getting Ukraine through the accession protocols before the sun burns out

Europe? Nah, that's just a bunch of jews man. Some Soros clowns, installed in Brussels.

When the gas goes out, and it will, the average Hand Dumbfuck will run out of beer, food, and electricity to watch his stupid Fussball and then the fun begins.... oh, and a shitload of Untermenschen Merkel imported from the World's Ghettos.

Keep watching the Slingshot channel in the meantime, because we will all built our wooden howitzers in no time when shit hit's the fan

lol Turkey has been kept out of the EU for decades now?

>Hand Dumbfuck
Hans Dumbfuck

They're only candidates.
It's all for show, a display for the goyified masses.
Them becoming fully fledged members will take years of negotiating, to finally end by a vote where every current member state needs to vote yes for them to become part of the union.

And there's always gonna be a country saying no.
More than one.
Because despite Ursula being a retarded bitch and many EU leaders doing a lot of posturing right now, they know that getting Ukraine in the EU is impossible economically.

Soros is a nouveau riche puppet.
Ursula Albrecht-Von der Leyen is an actual aristocrat
So no it goes the other way around

Exactly.
Turkey is the best example of what I just wrote.

EU does what America tells them to do

>they know
Common sense in the current year is not very wholesome don't you know.

this isn't gonna end up with us having to invade the French coastline to save your asses again, is it?
>cuz a nigga don't got time for that

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when Germoney industry crumbles because virtue-suicided with sanctions, wont EU crumble too? EU is just Germoney gibs right?

the funniest thing is its a Siemens pump on Nordstream1 going down, and they cant fix it because of Germoney's sanctions... i mean i dont believe that but its a hilarious cover story to point out how stupid Germoney is

Yes
Germany and the EU are now taking turns at fucking each other in the ass

The Euro currency and the Eu are different things. Greece had the Euro, Ukriane dont

well is a good cause

what do you mean ?

One condition to go from candidate to member really matters here.
There are more, but just one stops Ukraine completely.
No territorial disputes.
This kept Kosovo, Serbia, Turkey, etc. from joining. They have claims on territories they do not control.

Solution?
1. Give up Crimea, the Donbass, and sign a peace treaty
2. Somehow take all back AND make Russia agree on borders.

But oh no, it doesnt stop there. They have to get rid of their bajillion separatist movements.

There is one more difficult condition – no current member wanting to veto – but that could technically be arranged.
Not this.

Three words: Lmao