Germany commits suicide, blames Putin

Please send help! Humanitarian aid if possible too!

Economics Minister Robert Habeck (Greens) declared the second stage of the crisis in the gas emergency plan on Thursday. The reasons for this are the cuts in Russian gas supplies that have been in place since mid-June and the high prices on the gas market, he said in Berlin. The situation is currently “tense”, but security of supply is guaranteed.

"We have a disruption in the gas supply in Germany," said the minister. It is therefore necessary to declare the second of three stages in the emergency plan. The third would be the emergency level, only then can the state intervene in the market.

"Gas is a scarce commodity from now on," Habeck continued. "All consumers - in industry, in public institutions and in private households - should reduce gas consumption as much as possible so that we can get through the winter."

"The throttling of gas supplies is an economic attack on us," said the minister. Russian President Vladimir Putin's strategy is to stoke uncertainty, drive up prices and divide. Gas and energy are used as weapons against Germany. “We are in a gas crisis. Gas is now a scarce commodity. Prices are already high and we need to brace for further increases.”

All political measures would have to be taken "that we have enough gas". The top priority is now to fill the gas storage tanks. Alternative providers would be sought and renewable energies expanded. In addition, more gas must be saved.

> now comes the hypercopium:
The Greens politician emphasized that the trigger of this crisis was an external shock, "not the sloppiness of the German economy". Everyone living in Germany could make a contribution, even in summer. According to a study, gas consumption in German industry has fallen by eight percent in recent months.

And in private, one must multiply every small step by 41 million households. Only so they could make a difference after all and money could be saved.

>source: Die Welt

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And they laughed at Trump when he told them this would happen. They deserve it.

argh fucking putin >:'(((

Germany looked at Ron Perlman's LIL DONNIE tweets and thought to itself that's a brilliant strategy

Hubris has always been the cause of collapse.

You are correct. I hope for your sake they figure it out.

TAKE THAT PUTIN

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That dimwit "economics and climate protection" minister is a failed children's books author.
And the election was stolen.
There is no hope.

>HELP EVERYONE !
>WE'RE DOING OBVIOUS RETARDED SHIT
>BUT, NO ! WE DO NOT COMMIT HIGH TREASON
>FUCKING PUTIN
>pssst, thanks Putin, this way we can exterminate germany
>AAAAAAA, WE DIDN'T ANYONE TELL US
>MUH GLOBAL WARMING

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My ancestors got out of Germany back in the 1860s and settled in northern Wisconsin, it's not too late. You could get yourself a "healthy" Wisconsin girl

> farts, the substance that leaves the asses of every mammal and any pile of garbage, are scarce now
Peak cooperation between jews and normies.

>BUT, NO ! WE DO NOT COMMIT HIGH TREASON
According to current dogma you cannot act against the state if you are part of the state.
But if you criticise the state as a normal citizen you are committing verfassungsschutzrelevante Delegitimierung des Staats

buy/gather animal poop like 50-500kg build a small bio gas silo in your garden or balcony.
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>As 1 kg of cow dung produces 0.5 m3 of biogas daily, so there is a potential of 1.2 million m3 per day of biogas, hence, 4.32 million m3 of biogas per annum (Latif et al., 2008; Naveed et al., 2008).
prepare to immigrant elsewhere I doubt the germans will wake up.

start the nuclear plants, Hans

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Crybullies.

and then you voted for this retard

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They are forbidden in the Green religion

Atleast they are admitting it. Here the media is still pushing Putin bad, sanctions good, don't wash your ass, don't use ac and get the vax.

That's if you believe we really voted.

>we want the Russian economy to collapse (Russian people need to starve and prositute themselves on the streets)
>We supply heavy weapons to murder Russians
>We want Putin dead
>We sanction key industry equipment
>Equipment breaks and needs to be replaced
>YOOOO WTF PUTIN WHERE COMFY GAS YO?!

When WW3 i will desert to Russian troops
Write that down V-glowfaggots.
This retarded faggot country is irredeemable

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>Germany runs out of gas
Ironic.

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why would you die on the hill of that election being rigged but none of the other elections were

your elections are rigged too buddy

it was the most obvious one so far

well, their attack isn't really against the state but its people/citizens...
they destroy us via artificial inflation that they prepared in coop with russia, china... and pretty much every goverment.
does this weaken our own industry? sure.
does this also weaken the state?
not really, there will be protests, maaaybe uprisings, but IF (huge IF) shit gets to wild, these traitors will just leave to china or israel.

in a sane world, these people would have been arrested long time ago.


>But if you criticise the state as a normal citizen you are committing verfassungsschutzrelevante Delegitimierung des Staats
huh?
i have the right to criticise whoever i want.
especially because i'm fucking right on this one.

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Serious question, what did Germany use for gas in WWII?

Anyone have that thing a german made?
Something like
>shutdown all nuclear
>cut gas
>stop investing in greeen energy
>tfw no energy
....

You are correct. I should of said he should wait until civil war part 2 is complete

Ha ha ha. Ask the Jews

can't you just restart the nuclear plants? We are going to ofcourse we will have to pay a shit load of money to the French to do it.
Putin should just nuke belgium

pick me up when you are on the way

do you believe the al gore election was tight? if so, that means THAT many retarded americans voted for that fuckwit al gore because of "global warming". don't forget, election fraud was found in that election and al gore did not contest it.

youtube.com/watch?v=FfJv9QYrlwg

FUCK GERMANY

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>Germany is in a gas crisis
yeah since 1945

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no it is not so easy. some of them likely will not even be able to be restarted even if they wanted

'Allo wenig Putin, I vill shut down my energy industrie! What do you sink of diese Äpfel??

GREEN RODS BAD

Haha, if only I had some gas to give you...
Oh wait I don't, no gas for Germanigs

synthetic fuel manufactured from coal.

>we will cut 90% russian gas by the end of the year
>Russia cuts gas
>NOOOOOOO you can't do that. Russia is waging economic war on germany!!!!!

The sanctions weren't economic war against Russia? I hope germany and the entire EU crashes to the ground. Fuck you cunts

>Germany runs out of oil
Man, they REALLY want those American bases out of their country, huh?

Natural gas was not as important as today, liquid fuel was, and for that they used the Fischer-Tropsch-process.

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On a serious note:

Start using north stream 2.

It wouldn't violate any sanctions, it would bring price down. It would get Germany through the winter and it would deescalate the whole situation.

True
>you voted
Lol
Oh it was bait the whole time

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No more gas until you pay Hitlers gas bill

Oh Scheiße…

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idiot

Russia over the EU anyday.

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>You could get yourself a "healthy" Wisconsin girl

Not into Somali's. Thanks though.

we already send you our best and most qualified workers and you have failed. We can send you our goverment's workers also, they are good at doing nothing, producing nothing and spending everything. Maybe they will able to turn germany around

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you're a genuine fucking idiot if you couldnt tell that the 2020 election was rigged.

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I remember a certain President who told Germany they'd be dependent on Germany for energy.
What was their reaction again?
Fuck Germany and let them die.

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was the election we just had rigged?

When the first 1500 Euro Gasnachzahlungen hit the Neubürgerfamilien, the lynching in Berlin will begin.

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at least ukraine is winning right?

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Why? Because the (((Murdoch media))) told you it was rigged?