>Hey user, I see a gap in your CV. What have you been doing in that time?
Bros, what do i say ?
Job Interview in a few hours
Jonathan Bailey
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Henry Stewart
none of your business jew.
Michael Rivera
stuff
Easton Torres
>Just been chillin' homie
Aaron Cruz
I have no idea. bro. btw. it was meant as a joke. don't screw this excellent opportunity to plug yourself into the matrix. Don't become independent. that is illegal you know
Kayden Thomas
What we're you doing?
Chase Nelson
"yes that is when I did not have a job."
End of story
Brandon Campbell
Don't know, I have self-respect so I don't wage slave. My advice is to physically threaten him. You won't get the job, but you'll make a memory you'll never forget, and isn't that more important?
Elijah Roberts
>strip butt naked
>reeeeeeeeee
Connor Lewis
Say you have been programming a game just for fun and you also learned about code languages. Claim this to be purely a hobby and not your target occupation.
Dominic Adams
>he didn't lie and fill them in with self employment, side projects or jobs your friends will lie and reference you for
Lmao
Eli Harris
rewrite your CV so it has no gaps dumbass
Adrian Clark
Kek
Anthony Morales
Studying or paternity leave. You can lie about being a father. Once you get the job just don't talk about your personal life at all.
Jackson Cruz
Lie you fucking retard. 90% of any good resume is full of lies.
Xavier Evans
It was a hard time for work so I spent much of my spare effort building relationships with my family
that's what you say if all you were doing was neet life while fapping to hentai porn.
Hudson Wood
Germans are ultra autistic and struggle with lying.
Jayden Ross
but that would be actually true(in my case). I hate society so much its unreal. Just lie instead.
Colton Cook
I was gonna say something like"taking care of my sick mother while freelancing"
Evan Wright
Say you tended to a sick relative.
Luke Cooper
Likewise I fucking hate this shit excuse for a country.
Ryan Jackson
>open the door
>get on the floor
> door the dinosaur
There is no correct answer, but this is the future you chose
Anthony James
freelancing
sabbatical year (or however long the gap is)
volunteering
Noah Baker
say odd jobs, here and there
Anthony Martin
Tell them you were working for the CIA or the Gestapo or whatever you have.
Joseph Williams
Get back in the cagie already
Zachary Gomez
struggle with lying my ass, tell that to this guy
Austin Reed
And they've been shit at defending themselves against lies ever since 1945.
Aiden Hill
You have been programming and quality testing for a Blockchain gaming company. Choose someone like Gala, they employ through Discord so you should be able to fudge something there, just say some boring code monkey shit. You worked from home during covid and you are so happy you can return to a normal workplace. You liked the gig because you got paid in Bitcoin and it funded your lifestyle upto now. Of course the market is doing doing so well so this job is just what you need.
Hope this helps.
Benjamin Watson
Freelancing
Tyler Scott
Anglos are in league with Satan and his children and so they are master liars and propagandists. For their father is the father of lies.
Christian Martinez
eating tendies and cooming sir, any more questions?
Ethan Brooks
Tell that to my lying whore of an ex wife
Jackson Wilson
Tell me one thing this goblin lied about.
Elijah Foster
Just say you were volunteering at your local soup kitchen and it wasn't paid, so you didn't put it on your resume.
Isaac Powell
Josiah Hill
Scheißpfostieren
Chase Green
germans put family values highly
and its often the thing shirked by the people who work really hard.
which when you use this kind of a response which is basically "i was building relationships with my family"
they end up thinking about their family instead of work, and now it smooths you over into the rest of the interview.
they might ask you if you have kids and then just tell the truth about your family, maybe one of them is sick or whatever. you can talk about that or not.
just find a story about your family that you want to talk about maybe you visited grandma with your family or something while she was getting euthanized. beats the shit out of me.
regardless you didn't have work
Isaac Perez
No one puts soup on their resume anymore you pleb. We use towels now
You non froopy macfuck
Camden Butler
"foraging for nuts and berries"
Levi Gomez
Taking care of my mother with cancer. True story for me, though. I quit my job to take care of my mother for 7 months before going to another job. They didn't ask, but I'd be prepared to say that. They easily move on from shit like that.
Jason Myers
Went to jail for slowly killing my last recruiter.
Carson Moore
This is why I have an LLC, it cost me like $50 and I put it in applications, kek, literally do nothing and remain in good standing with the state
Wyatt Richardson
I actually am doing that and still can't find a job, now I'm getting sick as well.
Sebastian Ross
Say you were caring for a sick family member and they now died
>t. hiring manager
Luis Lopez
If you weren't in college say you were jerking your dick and you were cooming inside your mom every night with your pulsing cock.
Logan Perry
That wasn’t funny at all. Where do you chup eatungnmuckfucks fund thus shift
Ryder Johnson
pulling my pud
Ryan Jenkins
Blake Evans
It is perfectly acceptable just to list your jobs by year, and not by month.
Failing that, just say you were travelling or taking the opportunity to reassess your career trajectory, and acquire new skills.
I got sacked about a month ago, so have to explain a 3 month gap in employment. That always seems to work