OH GOD MAKE IT STOP

I'VE SPENT THE PAST 6 HOURS UP AND DOWN FROM THE BED TO THE TOILET, LITERALLY SHITTING MY BRAINS OUT. ITS LIKE FIREHOSE STRENGTH SHIT WATER SHOOTING OUT OF MY ASSHOLE. DO I HAVE THE MONKEY POX? AM I GONNA DIE?

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Drink water, take dioralyte, if you have any

What did you eat? if ass, then that's your problem

Eat a load of raw garlic every day, till it completely stops. Grill them abit if its too intense. Also drink small frequent salted water, you'll be losing electrolytes.

It will pass once you shit rotten food you ate out completely.

I cooked spaghetti last night, and I added a spritz of fish sauce to it. I wonder if the fish sauce made me sick?

Take a table spoon of strawberry extract.

The jew has entered your system, repent goy

>dioralyte
wtf is that?

Idk what is wrong with you, but I can tell you one thing: STAY FUCKING HYDRATED AND REPLACE ELECTROLYTES.

You will thank me later.

Shouldn't've eaten Indian food.

British name for Pedialyte. Same stuff

You asked for this.

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Hydrate, if you have it your need some type of rehydration drink too. You can die from this.

>You can die from this.
OHNONONONO

Clean it up janny.

my bathroom and connecting hallway smell worse than hillary clinton's clam after a three day ruck

Drink lots of water. Bonus points if it is a salt and sugar mix.