Puts Thousands Of Satellites In Orbit

Causing a mass freakout by astronomers.
Then says satellites might be useless due to 5G use by Dish Network.
>nothing personell kid
Wtf is wrong with Elon Musk? Why is he unable to get anything right despite seemingly unending gibs from the government and investors?
gizmodo.com/spacex-starlink-internet-dish-5g-interference-unusable-1849093964

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He is a degenerate mutt cosplaying a prophet of science

His failures are legendary at this point. How does he keep getting way with it?
Is he taking lessons from Sam Hyde?

Prior to Elon, there had been for years speculation about corporations putting advertisements on the moon, or gigantic advertising banners in space to fill the night sky.
But Elon's the guy who literally did it. He shit up the night sky so it will probably never be the same, and didn't even get a giant billboard out of it. Instead he just made stargazing less magical and wondrous and interesting by making it so that you're never sure whether it's a star or one of his shitty satellites.
Why is this guy tolerated?

no its a meme spacex fears the 5g because it would be 10x faster than starlink once prolific. its a competitor tech. China wants to build a high frequency 5g constellation in space. instead of thousands of small sats they would make 100+ very large receivers/emitters in space powered from ground by directed microwave dishes.

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Maybe license the spectrum from Dush instead of bumping up next to it. Geosynchronous operators are already having problems with 5G light ups and thise are established networks unlike Starlink.

Starlink is blue beam

5G is too expensive anyway, China is the only one who really goes all in on it.

Now I can finally understand how it feels to be in microwave
Thank you Eloon

Starlink is dual-use
pretty sure US military was very interested in it

For a couple of thousands dollars you can send a pipe bomb filled with 20kg of steel ball bearings into low orbit and take down an ~8000km+ radius sphere of satellites. But don't do that nooo, that's illegal.

Um... you mean other than trying to use it in Jewkraine in case Russia tried to take down internet for the Azovfags?
Because yeah, Starlink provided service there, supposedly, even though Russia doesn't seem to have cared about interrupting the interwebs.

The fuck? The enemy of my enemy is my friend?

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That is so fucking cool. We should do it.

100 satellites isn't enough for low latency. The reason Starlink needs so many satellites is because they're low altitude to minimize latency.

Really the main issue is that Starlink is blotting out the stars, and we can't even see the stars anymore.

They gave you too many dreams anyway. You're supposed to be working, not fantasizing. Get back in your cubicle, drone.

in case you haven't noticed, the guy is stupid and just a puppet of the cia.
before he founded zip2, he worked for the government and sold an email database for 10 million dollars.
you guys are so retarded.

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I think this is obvious, but it doesn't explain his vast number of normie fans.
They'll forgive him anything, the shitty quality cars, the failed underground tunnel projects, the car in space narcissistic nonsense, the "flamethrower" that was really just a glorified creme brulee torch, the Spacelink satellites shitting up the sky, the tranny kid who disowns him, there's literally no limit. Elon fans are Elon fans, he could go on a killing spree through an orphanage and they wouldn't give a flying fuck, they'd call it heckin' brave and valid.

Oh I know, Before Zip2 only jewish bankers were able to access the discount processing network, then that kike Elon ruined it for everyone by opening up the discount processing networks with an easy to use API and out of no where everyone and their brother could accept credit card processing online. He set back their plans for the current walled garden internet 20 years. What a kike.

Seriouly, send me $1000 a month and I will quit disrupting your op on this.

Because satellites are fake, thats why.

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It would also cause a clusterfuck of debris.

Oh Nooo, that's terrible.

space is fake and gay until proven otherwise
this is just an excuse so they dont actually have to provide the starlink internet, because it's impossible