Political implications of eating spam?

I come to you Any Forums to ask one of the most discerning questions of all time. It genuinely stops me sleeping at night. What are the political implications of eating spam? Should I be scared or come to accept whatever happens next? Will it convert my ideological values into lesser objectionable ones? Will this slab of pure meat of enigmatic scales turn me into a Bong and what will this mean for my family? I am simply at a loss frens, what should one do?

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Slice it thin and crispy it up like bacon.
Canned lips & ass.
Fry it up like bacon

everyone here eats spam. your post contains three portions.

If you eat this shit you're an uncivilized low class nigger.

not a real canadien. learn to read

I ate it yesterday because I found some I had forgotten about then went and bout $500 worth of groceries

>leaf
>calling others uncivilized low class niggers
kek
Shut up, you uncivilized low class nigger.

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What that?

american tushonka

its just ham right

Can I eat it without heating?

Slice it and put between bread with mustard.

>Will this turn me into a Bong
Aussies are already bongs only more retarded and faggot

Surely no worse than eating hot dogs, and many other things.

You can if you wish.

Show flag, kike

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spam bros rise up

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That looks pretty good, not going to lie

Armour Treet is the actual secret. It's basically the same thing, but cheaper. I enjoy them both and can't really say that Treet is any worse than Spam, despite being 30% cheaper.

it is bro... also try spam fried rice

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i dont care. it tastes too good

Actually this. Spam mustard sandwhiches were a staple for me back in Uni. Shit was the right amount of taste and very affordable.