lets settle this now
BASED or CRINGE?
lets settle this now
BASED or CRINGE?
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he fucks men so cringe and gas chambers
Hitler's top guy? Pretty based.
used to be funny but he's pretty much stopped putting any effort into comedy because he knows there is no chance of an actual career post-world peace
Mike and Jay are my only eceleb friends.
Has he put out anything since the rap song?
Good evening, fellow gentlemen of Any Forums. Let me tell you a scary story. On election night, I went beyond the black rainbow. I got fucked up on Dollar Tree cough medicine, energy drinks, & beer & hallucinated that I was Sam Hyde. Believe me when I tell you this: it was hell on earth. One second I was watching the God-Emperor (pbuh) win Florida; the next second, I was Sam in a diaper & my shit-&-cum stained Trex costume pleading with ancient demons to render the election unto Trump (pbuh). I was surrounded by flashing images of snuff films & hardcore gay pornography as well as by giant Sam Hyde heads making retarded faces & sneering at me & taunting me with unfunny quips from MDE Presents: World Peace & screaming that they would murder me. I woke up in a puddle of my own diorrhea & pungent santorum sauce, with Bad Dragon dildoes shoved in both my mouth & my anus. The TV newsman addressed me by name & told me that God-Emperor Trump (pbuh) had lost everything & took his own life in his White House bunker. The whole experience gave me some perspective on what it must feel like to be Sam: a sad, scary, angry, unfunny clown, scam artist, sexual predator, & possible mass murderer trapped in a hall of mirrors. Moral of the story: Don't mix hard drugs with Milion Dollar Extreme. You won't only lose your mind, you'll also lose your soul.
The very definition of based.
PEDO
So does Dugin
Do you think Blavatsky was straight?
Every Dark Lord must have profane sex.
It's in the rules.
Why do you think nobody knows about Hitler's sex life?
We know all about Saddam, Mussolini, and Castro's pink panties and cocaine stash. OBL's Hentai.
But Adolf was asexual? Or a furry tranny?
You decide.
Sam Hyde btfo
he's a jew what did she expect?
About as cringe as it gets really. Kike pedo degenerate dick humour, too much of a pussy to say anything out of line with out being a cuck "just joking tho, lol"
He can't keep getting away with it
Thats the ghost of kiev. Put some respect on him
>So does Dugin
How dare you
he's funny, but the dickriding needs to stop
He even makes fun of his own fans and they continue to worship him
>So does Dugin
dugin is the weird commie schizo in russia right? What makes you think he is not gas chambers tier exactly?
>Do you think Blavatsky was straight?
who?
He is based, but he wont make anything good ever again.
He never put in any effort, the only thing he knew was how to STEAL, and then he burned all his bridges with the comedic talent he was stealing from and was left with nothing lol.
His TedX talk was gold and everybody should watch it.
Bringe or crased?
It's certainly possible he's both.
imagine if you could fly a spaceship, TO NOWHERE!!?!?!?
Who?
based
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Funny but ultimately a rich cocksucker who thinks he's better than others because he was born rich
he will more than likely die in iniquity within 10 years.
>be Sam Hyde
>spoiled rich kid
>tries to buy fan base
>pays people to attend his events
>jew
>prey on children
>beat underage girlfriend
>continue to pay people to shill his trash
The memes surrounding him are pretty good, I don't actually like his comedy.
Never take a jew whose jewcut dick pics got out seriously man. Dude's a clown but pretends to be Jack Murphy.
based. think about ALL the internet personalities out there, and THEN consider Sam in comparison.
"i dunno, i wasnt lookin. next thing i know - boulders gone."