>Hear a loud knock
>See two cops outside your door
>"Hi officer fiddlesticks here, we have some questions about some things you've been posting online. Are you familiar with the website Any Forums?"
What do you do? Do you answer the door even? What would you say to that question?
Do you worry about cops coming to your door?
Hunter Garcia
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Elijah King
No
Jayden Mitchell
>What do you do?
blast them with piss
Josiah Kelly
no im innocent
Bentley Jones
i'd like to change my answer
Ethan Kelly
>yes officer I dislike criminal low IQ niggers.
whatcha gon do?
Leo Ward
I yell "GET A FUCKING WARRANT" at the door.
Bentley Reyes
I’m an FBI agent and look through that website for potential far right terror threats. Do not interfere with my work or I’ll send you to the graveyard shift.
Xavier Garcia
Do cops worry about coming to my door? Do you think the carry pictures of their loved ones when they go to work? Is their home address in their wallet?
Asher Mitchell
>Saying yes to a question they ask
Now they have irrefutable proof you know what Any Forums is. If they had an arrest warrant already, this would just be courtroom fodder to fuck you even more.
Christian Roberts
If there are so many criminals out there...
then why havent all the cops been murdered in their homes or during their commute to work?
Sebastian Wilson
I'd tell them to lurk moar
Brayden Williams
It wouls just make me happy
TRRSM
Christopher Cruz
>bong
>innocent
you'll get 5 years without parole you mean
Julian Robinson
>Bring up phone
>Jump to Any Forums‘s catalog
>Hand over phone to cop
This is in God’s hands now.
Nathan Cook
Put on fortunate son and get ready for a game of Minecraft.
Nathan Thompson
(You) gotta warrant?
Lincoln Long
14 rounds of 00 buck days I can reach my AR before anyone makes it to my room.
Levi Bennett
I never even go to the door if I don't know that someone's coming over.
Dylan Jenkins
AM I BEING DETAINED
William Roberts
i dont answer my door
Jacob Peterson
Cool
Nathaniel Wright
"ne"
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Luis Long
Don't answer door.
Don't answer any questions.
Wait for them to get warrant.
Wait for them to bust my door down.
Wait for them to arrest me.
Do not cooperate at all.
Do not answer any questions.
Ask for my attorney.
Hunter Mitchell
>My attorney
Do you actually have an attorney ready? Or do you just mean ask for an attorney?
Isaac Thomas
flag checks out
Jace Lewis
>Do not answer any questions.
Ask for my attorney.
This. Never talk without one.
Isaac Perry
I would laugh in their face and remind them what country I live in. Retard
Joseph Morales
They will give you a public defender if you can't afford an attorney.
Henry Robinson
You wasted your time coming to my door for mean things i said online?
Fuck off
Jacob Cox
>open door
>they see that I'm black
>one begins to kneel, the other starts crying
>I raise my fist in the air
>they say Black Lives Matter
Andrew Young
>Do you worry about cops coming to your door?
I'd lose my head wondering who was killed. Would be a nightmare for this to happen.
Nathan Lewis
Sit down. Have a tea. Let me tell you about the jews.
Charles Miller
“And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every Security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family? Or if, during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat there in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand?... The Organs would very quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and, notwithstanding all of Stalin's thirst, the cursed machine would have ground to a halt! If...if...We didn't love freedom enough. And even more – we had no awareness of the real situation.... We purely and simply deserved everything that happened afterward.”
― Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn , The Gulag Archipelago 1918–1956
Brayden Myers
If only you did something more useful, like stop school shootings or elite pedos. Sad!
Robert Morgan
Jackson Richardson
What took you so long?