>As part of the so-called “flamingo test,” each participant was asked to stand barefoot on one leg, while keeping their other leg raised in the air, as if resembling one of the hot pink birds. They were additionally required to keep their head upright and their arms straight at their side for the entirety of the time.
>The researchers concluded there was an “84% higher risk of all-cause mortality” for people unable to complete the flamingo test, “even when other potentially confounding variables such as age, sex and BMI… were taken into account.”
Stand up. Raise one foot in the air like a flamingo. Face your head forward and hold that pose for 10 seconds. If you can't do it, you will die within 7 years and be useless to us for the upcoming race wars. Reply to this post letting us know if you passed it or not.
Is this so they don't have to take the fatties weight at the doctor's office? Yes, if you can't do this you are fucking fat.
Jacob Parker
Americans are incredible. Instead of directly saying "being fat and not exercising means you die sooner" they come up with strange ways of showing someone they are fat without saying so. >bro just do the "flamingo challenge"! I have a challenge, run 5km, go weigh yourself and use pen and paper to calculate your BMI. If you can't do that after running 5km then you will die soon.
