>you sit down at the start of an 8 hour plane flight
>guy next to you takes his shoes and socks off and sits cross legged, so that his foot is in your space but not touching you
>his feet stink
>you just barely get the courage to ask him to stop but he refuses
What do you do?
Why are you spamming this
Get the flight attendant involved. Don’t do anything crazy to get kicked off.
Strangle him to death then activate my bomb vest
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Sit cross legged too so that my foot touches his, and then start gently moving my foot in a sexual way to make him back off.
Also good luck trying to withstood the stinky smell of my foot, because I use shoes not because I'm afraid of making my feet dirty, but because I want to protect other people from my monkey smell.
you crack him in the skull and get banned from ever flying again, and hope that they give his bitch ass a ban too
Call for the flight attendant, if that doesn't make him move his foot, just point it out to her like "Do you see this shit?" if she sees no problem then I put on my burger king crown.
Checked for solid plan
slowly pretend to fall asleep and lay on his shoulder. do it again if he wakes me up, continuously
i'll politely ask my wife's boyfriend if he can negotiate on my behalf
I want everyone in this thread to see my manly foot
put on a burgerking crown and call him a nigger
>if she sees no problem then I put on my burger king crown
Lmao
make a foot friend, do the dingle-dangle tingle-tangle toe dance, great way to make a stranger into a friend.
>the code phrase is "this little piggy"
>"dude, move your foot"
that's it. goddamn it feels food to be a straight white male
I grab the barf bag and just dry heave the entire flight.
>no hair on heel
you sir are a certified faggot
Ask the flight attendant for a different seat -- They're usually pretty good about this -- Then, as you get up, quickly stab stinkfoot in the neck with the spork from your inflight meal. As he bleeds out, ask the attendant for some salted peanuts to pack the wound.
>Allah knows best
>Chops off his feet.
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Appeal to his civility. If he has none, murder him in the street outside the airport. You don't want to get on the no-fly list, and many airports are in Soros-DA cities, where there will be no penalty, as long as he's not trans or a politician.
>take off my shoes
>take off my socks
>give him a foot five
Tickle his feet
Easy mode: Sneeze on his bare feet.