The checkout divider theorem

My house didn't have fences before I bought. I put up fences and hedges 1 year later and there isn't a goddamned thing you or anyone else can do about it.

you're a stupid turd. The divider is there to trigger a laser to stop the belt from spinning... its also convenient for the cashier... when its busy.

I always get thanked when I place it behind my grocery pile because that’s what civilized people do

>You enjoy building barriers that are not neccesary
It benefits the cashier you uncaring arrogant fucking asshole, fuck you!

Decent attempt at making a pasta, but the last paragraph is way too tryhard and verbose. 5/10 see me after class

I generally unfurl my massive cock on the conveyor belt and nobody bothers to queue behind.

not only would I put the divider between your groceries and mine, Id beat the shit out of you with it when Im done. I would shove it up your ass but we all know youll just like that.

I'm afraid to use the checkout divider if there's a nigger behind me. He might chimp out and be like, "I'm 'bout to bang my set on y'all. On my mama, betta put some respect on my name, meng. I'm a ryda, nigga. I'm all dat wit it. *slaps hands together real hard* I'm wit da bullshit. You got me FUCKED up."

lmao i'm just making sure nobody thinks all your diabetes juice and the 2000 lbs of lard you piled into your basket belongs to me

I will ram dividers into your asshole until you cum

I’m not paying for your groceries, faggot. *SLAMS down checkout divider bar between my groceries and yours*

I as well was just brushing my teeth and choked on my toothpaste

I do it because sometimes the cashier is too limited to observe where my items begin and the other customer’s end, while they’re ringing the other customer’s items. And it creates a subtly tense situation, when the cashier asks “oh, are these items also yours”, to which the other customer is forced to quickly say “no, those aren’t mine”.

In a perfect world, this isn’t necessary. But that’s not the world we live in.

I put the divider up on the rare occasion that there's a nigger or beaner infront of me to symbolically show just as our grocery items (contrasted from my brussel sprouts and steak, and your frootloops and potato chips) are not the same, neither are we

The conveyer stops when there's an item in front of the censor, the divider stops the conveyer belt and prevent the guy behind's items to be passed with mine

The cashier is expendable to the store, they are usually 50 year old hags with heads full of marble or 20 year old tattoed hooligans, at this point even the Any Forums wagies don't work at the conveyor belt. They can't even be called NPC's at this point, they are just flesh wrapped pair of robot hands that straighten out the product so it scans. Even if you insult or yell at them, they truly don't care. An empty vessel of what was once human.
wtf i love leafs now.

I don't want your welfare feed touching my spuds. Deal with it. Divided we stand.

We invented this shit, and it means no food for none of (((you's)))

based retard

>he fell for the toothpaste jew
sad but many such cases

You have to be white to understand.

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>2000 lbs of lard
You mean "vegetables" oil

bot generated response, back to seychelles with you.

Don't you have some potato vodka to drink and your own kids to beat you filthy commie shill

It's so I don't have to say "no, that's not mine" every time I get groceries, you blockhead

>he only places a divider down
I BLOCK THE ENTIRE LINE OFF WITH MY CART AND SLOWLY UNLOAD EACH ITEM AND THEN PASS IT TO THE CASHIER BY PLACING IT ON THE BELT THE FURTHEST AWAY. THEY LET ME DO THIS EVERY TIME BECAUSE I HAVE TOLD THEM I HAVE A CONDITION WHICH REQUIRES IT. WHEN I GO OUTSIDE TO MY CAR I PUT DIVIDERS NEXT TO OTHER CARS TO REMIND THEM THEY HAVE TO STAY AWAY FROM WHERE I HAVE PARKED.
>only 1 divider
THAT IS WHY YOU ARE READING MY POST IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS AND I CHECK OUT ONE AT A TIME THE WAY NATURE INTENDED.

>and the conveyor belt will move with and without the bar.
> unable to comprehend that these obstacles only slow down the system that is the conveyor belt

what are you, retarded or something?

You sound like a nigger trying to get someone else to pay for your groceries for you.

I religiously use the divider
when I put it down I make eye contact with the person behind me, then look to their groceries and make a stifled laugh, and look back to them

You'll get a divider stuck up your ass if you try that here. Go ahead and try, I know you won't do shit

You god damn nigger I cant optimize every aspect on my life!

Not here. Before lockdowns every store had a checkout divider. But after lockdowns they removed them to "slow the spread of covid". Nowadays 2 of the 3 major store brands here have brought the dividers back (S-Group and Lidl) but the second biggest store brand (K-Stores) still have not brought the divider back and most likely never will. And that fucking infuriates me since I mostly shop there.

>The checkout divider is always available on the conveyor belt.
I wish. A lot of supermarkets in my city have maybe 1-2 of them at each conveyor belts. They're so fucking cheap that they refuse to spend money on them.

Nice shitpost.

Using a divider is the ultimate white people thing.
I always make sure I use one out of courtesy for the person behind me. 8 times out of 10 they'll say "thank you" and only then begin to put their stuff on the conveyor belt.

that's why I hand the cashier each item individually

Lmao..that is true tho. I'm thinking of the old days.

>These people are long gone, hidden sociopaths
>I will beat you to death in the parking lot

>The cashier is expendable to the store, they are usually 50 year old hags with heads full of marble or 20 year old tattoed hooligans, at this point even the Any Forums wagies don't work at the conveyor belt. They can't even be called NPC's at this point, they are just flesh wrapped pair of robot hands that straighten out the product so it scans. Even if you insult or yell at them, they truly don't care. An empty vessel of what was once human.
>maybe you did this out of your own hubris

Like pottery, only gay.

Not using a divider is nigger tier. I'm not surprised bugs have no respect for others or themselves

>Commie fag
>Groceries

Fake and gay

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Based.
I'm hoping to move to Knoxville, and most houses there seem to not have a fence. You have like 4 houses whose backyards all blend together, with nothing really separating them.
When I move to Knoxville one of the first things I'm doing is hiring a surveyor so I can fence that shit up. Then I'm purchasing trees to plant as a natural barrier.

It's so I don't have to lower myself by talking to the cashier when asked "is this yours?" I am better than that

I've used the divider...I think, can't even honestly remember since you don't have to actually go to a grocery store these days.