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lobster isn't a bug, retard

Wow, got him there!

Seafood unironically is of no value, regardless of what anyone would tell you.

>eating arthropods

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Average conversation with JP

>What is a crustacean?
>What is an insect?
The state of lefty faggots

OP's post isn't a scientific statement, retard.
The point isn't their biological classification, but their disgusting nature in the context of eating disgusting shit that is just smaller and not underwater.

Crustaceans are as far removed from insects as humans are from fish

TIL

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Normal people don't eat lobsters, you fucking subhuman.

>seafood is disgusting *eats sauerkraut and kaszanka*

yes
shrimp tastes divine

yeah russians usually just starve kek
youll be the first to eat the bugs vatnigger

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Whats the point though? Lobster tastes good, bugs tastes like shit.

Eat shellfish without 30 spices and a whole stick of butter then say the same.

>he doesn't know how to season his bugs
>he's not drinking chocolate flavored bug protein shakes
it's cheaper than whey bro

I just use garlic butter for prawns

ocean bugs are clean, they're constantly washing themselves in salt water. that's not gross.

Kek this is the best answer

Lobster is overpriced garbage only good soaked in butter. It used to be fed to prisoners until (((American marketing))) turned it into a "luxury food item."

I've eaten shrimp right out of the ocean with nothing but some lemon squeezed on them, 10/10 would do again

Just a hundred years ago lobsters were viewed as disgusting poor people food. There were laws in New England preventing prisoners from being fed lobster too often because it was inhumane.

Ye if they're sooo clean you wouldn't need to wash and cook them.
Every single creatures is the same once it's on the frying pans.
The heat shoulda killed all the germs by then

Not any more, what with the chemicals and heavy metals virtually all sea life is now riddled with.

Lmao

Shellfish aren't bugs. They're similar, but distinct. Asserting they're the same thing, just in different environments, would be like saying niggers are humans.

you CAN eat lobster raw by the way. the only problem is the flesh is gross raw and also most people will fuck it up and get the innards on the meat.

Seafood is a meme for american poverty stricken population, and maybe some starving chinese.
I cannot imagine somebody actually having money and enjoying eating this disgusting sea trash.

The whole world already laughs its ass off at the french fucks for eating snails, frogs and other disgusting rodent shit, sea bugs are no different from that.

SeeYou will eat ze seabugs and the landbugs

I dont. checkmate atheists.

Niggers are humans, but less evolved, like neanderthals.
Eating sea-shit is just.... Eating sea-shit.

This is true.
Historically in East coast Canada only the poor niggers ate lobster and seafood bc they couldn't afford anything else

Tell me this doesn't look delicious.

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If there were insects the size of lobsters I would probably eat them.

I get that you're landlocked but you're missing out.

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it's already salted and marinted bruh
who wants to eat a dry ass cricket

If you're a chicken probably it is

basically this, lobster was a form of cruel punishment that they used to serve in prisons and stuff.

Then trains became a thing and so too did the ability to have fresh fish away from the coast and somehow lobster became popular on trains in America when trains first ebcame a thing, I suppose for poors who might literally just eat food from a public garden and maybe eat a couple oysters by the shore, eating lobster on their first train ride to kansas from new york was like some space age meal.

Those are fleas, they don't even have meat cherryfaggot

>Landlocked
lel

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Lol you’ve clearly never had lobster before, touch grass poorfag

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I eat what I want when I want, and today I ain't wanting bugs. Get over it, cocksucker.

Earth incel bug btfo

>landlocked
nigga really?

Nobody sane eats bugs.

that's the nigger way to it, Puerto Nuevo style is the only way to really lobster you uncultured disgusting nigger.

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>I get that you're landlocked
I love you. Never change Burgers, you are a treasure.