Will you be dead within a decade because you can’t stand on one leg?

Will you be dead within a decade because you can’t stand on one leg?

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Pirates were ahead of their time

There's another good test - go from standing, to sitting on the ground, to standing again. Each time a hand or elbow or knee or shin touches the ground add a point.
I'm getting old, I scored a 1.

Fpbp

>Chop one leg off
>replace with prosthetic
>live forever

gotta train your core if you want to live a long life

i worked for bloomberg
my name is brad keoun
bloomberg would never twet something so stupid

First off this is why all stats and studies are bullshit on the internet, how do you even know this and this is the for sure reason people die within a decade

terminally obese people likely to die soon?

There was a study that concluded that if you can do 30 consecutive pushups, the chances of you dying of heart disese is under 3%

theguardian.com/society/2022/jun/20/balancing-on-one-leg-useful-health-test-later-life-research

Eh, it's easy to get up with no hands, curl into a ball, roll over on your knees, put one hand over the other.
Getting on the floor with no hands is much harder, IF YOU'RE GOING SLOWLY
The trick is to get as close to the ground as quickly as possible, and then to dissipate your energy

youtube.com/watch?v=LQrk192dkRI

This is Judo tech, works well, just don't slap your fucking hands on the mat, real life isn't a foam padded gym

Paraplegics on suicide watch

Very sinister post. This means that they did something to our brains.

Ukemi is great. Also good for working knots out your back, esp upper back. I do about 30 m suwariwaza every day to keep loose.

If you can’t win a game of challenge pissing you will die.

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>stand on one leg for 10 seconds

Is this a euphemism for obesity?

Did both legs for over a minute no problemo. Guess I'm good.

If you can't get up from the floor without using your hands in under 2 seconds you're too flabby and likely to die

I can stand on one leg till I either have to take a piss or get too hungry, how could that possibly be a challenge? If you can't do that I would say a decade is being pretty fucking generous because your body seems to already be shutting down.

I'll be dead within a year regardless.

It's also about balance. You can be normal weight but have trouble balancing due to many issues. With poor balance, you risk falls, which is a top killer of older people.

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>how could that possibly be a challenge?
You need to picture the people they re talking about.

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you gotta be in pretty rough shape not to be able to do that
this statement is easily true, don't even need a study for that

I did it too
both legs at the same time

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If you can't stand on one leg, you're a pathetic sack of shit.

Ain't gonna survive all the upcoming wars if you can't walk away

>stand on one leg
>hold hand against wall

where is your god now mr scientistman?!

haha