>Kids in Little League >"Ah, some things never change" >Same public parks, same bumpy infields, same kids picking dandelions in right field >Last game of season, "Let's go for ice cream!" >"Yay!" "Can we mom, can we pleeeeease!" "We'll go to Sweet Scooping, of course!" >Ice cream parlor has been downtown for, like, 80 years >First job for tons of my high school buddies. Great tips, summer only, strengthen arms scooping out ice cream. >Line to wait for ice cream extends around block. >Moves slow as hell >Miserable humidity >Constantly yelling at kids to watch out for cars flying down Main Street >Hour wait >Get to window. >Zero men working. Five girls. >Five tubs of ice cream are sitting on the shelf. >"You can't have those. They're too frozen for us to scoop." >Girls literally don't have grip strength to scoop ice cream from tubs. >The line takes forever because these 14 year old girls are having to scrape out tiny bits by tiny bits >Finally get cone. It looks like a bunch of orange peel shards mashed together.
Young men who can't/won't work - including basic jobs (where they make huge bucks in tips) - are a bane on the white race. Fuck everything Strike & Mike say. /r/antiwork and these wignat faggots aren't lazy because "muh wages aren't good enough", because of some anti-corporate ideology, or because of any fake and gay high minded ideal. They won't work because they're useless, weak, lazy motherfuckers. Any white man who won't work deserves the rope.
inb4 >Reeeeel Nazis support /r/antiwork! Yes, you probably do. And you "real Nazis" will be executed on the DotR and our kids will feast on your corpses.
>drug addled Gen-X parents teach nothing to their offspring >omg kids these days are retarded
Luis Butler
>waaaah I fucked the country up for the next generation and now they're mad at me so I need to wait an hour to get a shittier ice cream Get used to it, faggot Everything is going to get constantly worse until people like you realize what the fuck you did
Thomas Reyes
>Fuck everything Strike & Mike say. WTF where did that come from? Yeah we should all embrace wageslavery and jewish capitalism because you weren't satisfied with your ice cream cone.
James Turner
Being this assblasted about ice cream. Fuck you and the jewish slavery system you support.
Ethan Howard
>I need to be taught the most basic, common sense things
Yep, Generation Retard confirmed. Spare me the lecture about your pronouns, please.
Daniel Brooks
Lel. Maybe some zoomer boys applied for the job, but got denied by the pajeet/female/chink manager. And who would want to work with female teams
Nicholas King
you're just jealous cause you are old, fat and balding, leaf fag
Alexander Parker
What respectable man would want to work in an icecream shop?
Leo Lopez
>don't teach your kid anything >"haha, look at how dumb he is!"
Jaxon Hall
>needing to be taught how a can opener works >could look it up if he is too dumb to understand how the basic mechanism works.
Jackson Bell
>>needing to be taught how a can opener works he's clearly trying it for the first time. give him a minute more and he'll have figured it out. the real failure here isn't that he has to try and figure out how it works, the real failure is that he's a teenager yet has apparently never seen it being used, which is a failure on the side of his parents.
Sebastian Stewart
i love this webm. because it proves that boomers were the problem all along. the use of tools and how they have been made has been taught for hundreds of thousands of years in the history of early humans. it was essential for the survival of the small groups of humans wandering the steppes and savannahs. without teachers handing over the knowledge and the flame, the tribe will perish. boomers will receive the bill for being the worst parents in history of mankind. i didn’t vote or make policies to create the world that exists now. boomers did. i didn’t destroy family structures and the sense of community. i didn’t raise single parent autists. i didn’t import niggers by the billions. i didn’t create an unsustainable economic slavery that will implode within their lifetime. boomers will get the day of the pillow. they will be abused by niggers in retirement homes until they die 20 years too late due to medical advancements. this will happen. because they failed to create. they only took.
Aaron Diaz
This. Boys should be taught how to open cans by their dads, and how to have sex with a man.
Their first reaction to shit like in the webm is also to never just go "here, let me show you how it's done", but to humiliate the kid instead. Their favorite past time at family meetings is to bring up stories from when someone was somewhere between 5 to 10 and go >Haha, remember how fucking dumb he was back then? What a fucking retard Yeah, he might have been dumb between 50 to 10, but you are 60+ and yet you are still dumb as shit so who's the real failure?
Landon Barnes
yes, that's how it works.
Zachary Martinez
>boomers will receive the bill for being the worst parents in history of mankind. boomers will suffer no conseqences, die of old age, and then reincarnate in 50 years just in time to experience the fruits that the white awakening will provide. this universe is evil and rewards those who are evil, always remember that.
Joseph Bell
boomers cant into technology. zoomers cant into tools.
Millennials and GenX unite
Nicholas Ortiz
Dude I'd open that tin with KNIFE!
Aaron Cruz
>ruin society utterly >stagenate wages for 50 years >flood every western country with lazy violent foreigners >inflate house prices to the point of unaffordability >destroy men's place in society with feminism >destroy the family unit >destroy any possible future anyone under the age of 40 might have had.
>WhY wOn'T tHeY wOrK? >LaZy ZoOmErs
I am not a zoomer but I am 100% on their side. For males especially there is absolutely no reason to participate in western society. I hope they do more drugs and play more video games and just completely opt out because until the system changes there is no point.
What is hilarious is that it's not even acknowleged as an issue beyond just calling them lazy. All it is seen as is a mild inconvenience to the ruling class of our society (boomers and women).
