Narco Monkey Found DEAD Wearing Ballistic Vest After Shootout With Mexican Cartel

>A spider monkey wearing a bulletproof vest and other body armor was found dead following a shootout between police and a drug cartel in Mexico, according to reports.
>Mexico state authorities later confirmed the authenticity of the images as well as the monkey’s death, the Associated Press reported on Friday.
>A primate was killed at the scene, which was presumably owned by a criminal who was also killed at the scene,” said state prosecutors in a statement.
>The small primate’s death came alongside that of 11 gang members who reportedly attacked local security forces in the State of Mexico municipality. The shootout then ensued.
>In typical Mexican tradition, the deceased monkey received its own “corrida,” a folk ballad often composed in honour of dead drug cartel members, which said: “Life is very short, it wasn’t the monkey’s turn (to die)”.

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He died doing what he loved

What did the monkey add to the group? Was he just like a cool guy to chill with or did they train him to do something?

What was a brazilian doing in mexico

He was an asset. Lil nigga had his own camo and ballistic vest.

Monkey business

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Uuuhhhhhhhuhuhuh

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Just apeing around.

That monkey was only 2 weeks away from retirement.

I miss el changuito like you wouldn't believe bros. It's like he's still out there somewhere.

I was there, took this picture before having to run for my life. I will never forget you changuito, u a real one.

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>CIA gets anonymous tip that Putin is in hiding
>Send out hit squad disguised as narcos
>Hilarity ensues

taken too soon

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F for changuito

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He had it coming, he was a dangerous cartel monkey, his chimp outs were terrifying

Is it bad that I care more about that monkey life than mexicans or ukrainians?

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mexicans are so stupid it has to be seen to be believed

Based!

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Do you think that dude was wearing the bucket when he got shot, or did he fall onto it at just the right angle?

i wouldnt be surprised if he were wearing it as a protection helmet

>be macaco
>avoid becoming sopa de macaco
>gets shot