My advice for today

drink water

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Drink booZe
Water fucking sucks

oh yes, im going to sluurp that refreshening tap water sir

I only drink little girl pee

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Drink water from a reverse osmosis system, preferably anons.

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BRO

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Smoke weed


Smoke weed everyday

And then call me in the morning

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I did, now what?

I am drinking brandy right now and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

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It numbs the pain and keeps me alive

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My dad literally SEETHES if I have a beer. Kek

I ate a burger nugget fries and had 2 cups of ice cream today mint, sea salt caramel, and some unicron shit with star sprinkles.

Cuz u are 12
And he knows clear likker rules
Based dad

You mean like water from the toilet?

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He doesn't even drink. He was notorious for being a fighting drunk and wrecking new cars with his well paying job. Now he's a gigantic pussy scared of crowds and believes in the meme virus. Even had a meltdown when he tested positive and had a whole episode. I no longer have a relationship with him. Fuck boomers

I get my daily water supply from cum

Drink milk

i sleep happy every night knowing that i use fresh drinkable water to flush my toilet

thats racist