What is the easiest, fastest, and least painful way to commit suicide?

Am I just a wimp faggot that should kill himself?

Close relatives recently passed. And shit, do I feel alone in this degenerate world.

The only thing... that was keeping me alive... well, were those close to me. But now that they're gone, I really... don't have anything to lose... dying

The pain overrides the joy to the point that joy does not exist... depressed... without support... money for rent... money for education... money for debts... bills... money... money...

What is the easiest, fastest, and least painful way to commit suicide?

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Garage + running car. Supposedly very peaceful. But don't do it, user.

why would you care?
it'll be the last thing you ever do
if you care about "least painful" you're just crying for help

>>>Any Forums

shooting yourself in the balls and thean slowly beed out

Take some trannies on your way out faggot.

didn't realise that was case sensitive

shoot yourself obviously

Fpbp

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Make an account on grindr and check the box for including hiv positive members. Get fucked in the ass by as many as you can to get the most viral strain you can.

You prolly wanna kill your self cuz you live in the south which is well known for its above average suicide rates. Stop living in the middle of nowhere and you’ll be less depressed

Kill trannies in library grooming hours, take a few pigs with you if they try to protect pedo groomers. Suicide by cop

Just stop eating. Hindus even say you go to heaven and not hell that way.

Also take note NEETs, this is the future you all face.

>easiest, fastest, and least painful way to commit suicide?
You could use the exhaust fumes from your car to suffocate yourself in your garage. This will cause you to pass out before dying in your sleep.

Why would anyone deliberately make it more painful on themselves?

>Structure fire
Bullshit. Firefighter here, most victims of a structure fire die of smoke inhalation long before the fire. It's an uncomfortable but largely painless death

This. You might want to duct tape the perimeter of the garage door. And put a brick on the accelerator to maximize the CO concentration as fast as possible.

You could try this "mRNA" i think they cal it. You'll be dead within 2 weeks.

Nah. I'm a 43 year old NEET and I've never been suicidal. Keep coping though, wagie.

i suggest you check on reddit, where you came from. Any Forums is a national socialist board. nihilism, apathy and suicide are for commies lol

Uh huh, just wait until mommy dies and you have to take care of yourself

Just go innawoods build a cabin and live like a king.

If you just tell people you're a tranny you can be a hero and your wildest dreams will come true.

Nuclear explosion.

Christ will save you

That's not living like a king, that's living like a hermit.

"Mommy" has been dead for five years now, user. Now please lay off the copium, it's really not good for you.

Don’t do it user! The world works in mysterious ways. Have faith and carry on through the hard times. They can get better.

Bro just wait till you're 25 you're not emotionally stable.

Dynamite stick up ass.

King of the forest leaf.
Sounds like a vacation to me.

>43 year old with no skills and a blank resume thinks I'm "coping"

>didn’t realize lgbt is sensitive to everything
Ngmi

>Why would anyone deliberately make it more painful on themselves?
because it's literally the last thing you'll ever feel

There's nothing to live for in this life but there's something to live for for the next one.
Do you really believe humans are just biological machines without a soul ?
Jesus doesn't want you to die, well I can't convince you but maybe he can.

Hello user. Don't do it Christ loves you. Try going to an Orthodox church on Sunday. In the meantime look into Orthodoxy and Father Seraphim Rose